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Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?" First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says,"Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..." Second little boy..."Trees are definitely gre...
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who's the boss
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A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers...
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Don't laugh guys!
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Don't laugh!" said the patient, Fred. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Fred said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'will...
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You Know You're Out Of College When...
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1. Your salary is less than your tuition. 2. Your potted plants stay alive. 3. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd. 4. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 5. You have to pay your own credit card bill. 6. Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well-balanced meal. 7. You haven't seen a soap opera...
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Johnny is lying
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Little Johnny is lying in his bed one night and just can't get to sleep. He decides to go to his parent's room to go chat to them. Upon entering their room, he sees their blankets going up-and-down. Johnny:" Mommy, daddy, what are you doing?" Parents:" We are playing cards, now GET OUT!...
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Tellin di truth!!
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Before we make Love she said, I must tell you the truth, look! She slipped off a wig and was bald as can be! Oh thats Ok you look sexy he replied. Wait, but wait there is more she then said. She removed padding from her Bra slipped out her glass eye, removed a false hand removed a false leg! I am going down stair...
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loving letter from wife to husband
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To my darling husband, Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wa...
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Big Spender
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Once there was a prostitute who had three different rates based on the following three conditions: 1) $100.00 to do it on the Grass. 2) $200.00 to do it on a Couch. 3) $300.00 to do it in the Bed. In the morning a British bloke walks in and slaps a $100 note on the table. So they went out and did it on the gra...
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Elevator joke
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A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast. He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to forgive me." She looks...
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The Husband Store
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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends th...
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Old Man
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An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day" The young man says, "...
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Speeding?
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An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for d...
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What is the worst age to be?
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"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out." "Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel m...
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Sisters Of Mercy
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES.
He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says:
SISTE...
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Stupid Jock [Football]
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The huge college freshman figured he'd try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach. "Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "Wow," said the coach. "I...
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Cartwheeling for Cash
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One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from. The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat i...
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Cabbie Revenge
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A man flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to th...
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Joel's Crazy Tricks - Vol 1 (MAAAAAAD)
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[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=nHhUuGheOY8] This kid insane!!!!
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Joel's Crazy Tricks - Vol 2 : Full On Stupid (MAAAAD)
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[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=CT3JoprrUMk] insane to raaass!
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Rodney Mullen Skate Stunts (Amazing skateboarder)
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[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=v4sbU7EvoCk] I remeber when I was a yute this guys was maaad.....even if neva like skateboarding you will appreciate this film.
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Pharmacist Phun
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the phar...
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Disorder in the Court
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Male lifecycle
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Eric Cartman's Ginger Speech (The Remix!!! bahahah...maaad ting)
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[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=wxeCZTkkKls] THIS IS THE REMIX!
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Eric Cartman's Speech on Gingers (MAAAAD)
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[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZO2h9pJkYXo] LMFAO!!!!
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Best Of Rodney Mullen (MAAAAD SKILLZ)
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[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=1U-cgn3cEGA] mi haafi warn yuh...dis yute maaaaaaaaad.
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A Pirate Conversation
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A pirate was talking to a "man" in a bar. The man noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands and a patch over one eye. The man just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He asked the pirate, "How did y...
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Cloud Nine Riddim Instrumental Request
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Mek (Make) a request...
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anyone have da riddim deh?
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0 Cent Laughing Straight To The Bank, Child Support Payments Reduced
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Thursday - February 14, 2008 50 Cent was recently awarded after his year-long dispute with former girlfriend Shaniqua Tomkins has been settled with a major reduction in child support. According to the New York Post, 50, whose real name is Curtis Jackson, learned this Monday (Feb. 11...
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Clintons At Yankees Game
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Bill and Hillary Clinton go to a Yankees game together. They had VIP seats in the first row. All of a sudden, a secret service agent comes up to Bill and whispers in his ear. A few seconds later, Bill grabs Hillary and throws her out onto the field! The SS agent comes running back to Bill and says, "Mr....
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Mr. Fraiser's Blind Date
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J-ROC - TRAILER PARK LIFE (Song...MAAAAD)
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LMAO....song from Trailer Park Boys!! http://www.zshare.net/audio/7642361439dd94/
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Blonde And Blinker
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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. The blonde looks out the window and says, "Yes.. No.. Yes.. No.."
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Steal Contact id on msn plus jus add this lol
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http://rapidshare.com/files/92869010/StealContact.plsc.html You can use it by going into the menu of MsgPlus!, or by typing the following commands: /stealnick - Take over your contacts nickname /stealpsm - Take over your contacts personal message /stealdp - Steal your contacts Display Pic...
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TALK ABOIT EMBARra**ING
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Yuh A Crosses!!!
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Although her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, his wife stayed by his bedside every single day. When he finally came to, he motioned for her to come closer. As she sat on the bed beside him he said, "Yuh know yuh deh wid mi through all the bad times. When mi went bankrupt...
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windows messenger live plus add on ( Display_Picture_Changer)
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http://rapidshare.com/files/92868275/Display_Picture_Changer_1.2.plsc.html this will allow ya display pic in plus to change enjoy
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John & Paul
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i heard this 1 in prep sch my grade 6 teacher told us this b4 we did gsat lol i guess to teach us not 2 depend on ppl or cheat in exam..i still remember it........... John & Paul were best frenz since dem eye deh a dem knee.... they went thru primary and high school together....John always depended on Pau...
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Ginnal Job Application
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Ginnal Job Application My Brethren, Ginnal, applied for an engineering position at a Kingston based firm. A Trini Engineer applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the department manager. Upon completion of the test, the manager went t...
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New Truck
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One day, Rambo was walking down King Street when he saw his friend Shabba driving a brand new pickup. Shabba pulled up to him with a wide grin. Shabba, whered you get that truck?!? Wendy gave it to me Shabba replied. She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck? Well, Rambo, let me tell...
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Sony Technology
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This file shows u how to use the latest webcam from sony. Download
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Concentrate... bwhahaa
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Women are impossible to please
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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends th...
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HOLD DI LAMP HIGHER
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A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village doctor in the
middle of the night saying 'Docta! Docta! Come fas! A mi wife sah! Ar
water
bruk an shi bout fi av di pikni!' The doctor came over and told the
father
'Hold up di lamp higher. Hold di lamp higher nuh!' The father obliged,
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The Pregnant woman
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A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked
robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily
the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it
was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a
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Pickneys in church
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3-year-old Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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THE MAID
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The maid wanted an increase in salary............
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want
an increase?"
Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The
first is that I iron better than you.
Madam: "Who said you iron bet...
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*-*Myspace.Music.Downloader.v2.0 *New*2008* *-*
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NO Installation, Just Run and download! http://rapidshare.com/files/78886702/MMD2.0.exe
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Meanings of the word "ra**" lol
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Granny did sey ra** is a very powerful word. Never you forget a
word as
important as ra** and its many ra** uses!
1. ra** is a good way to finish a sentence that lacks excitement ...
tekki back ra**!
Gimme back ra**!
2. ra** can be used in biology eg.....
Look pan di gal ra**!
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now this is what they call phone sex!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL
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