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A REAL RIB TICKLER
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>A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead >sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, >but lacks the nerve to talk with her. > > >Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket >towards the man. >...
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i need this bus for my bday DAMNN THIS IS SO ME
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SELLING SEX
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Soulja boy mom - will the madness ever end!
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MASTUR BATING
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"Phone rings and the chinese maid >picks up the phone as her master is bathing..... When the caller asked >what's he doing, the maid replied: MASTUR BATING!
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Bad Boys of Comedy - season 2 - Mike Yard
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CHINESE BABY
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A Chinese couple got married. When baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and >blonde, skin was brown. Finally,the father named the baby SUM TING WONG.
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church beating
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A blond man showed up at work one day with a black eye. When his co- workers saw him they asked him what had happened. He told them it had happened at church. They didn't believe him, and wanted to know what really happened. So he told them, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and pra...
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never put down ppl
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>THIS WAS SOME FUNNY MESS!!! > > >> > HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND >>THINKING, >> > "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?" >> > >> > WELL.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE! >> > >> > I WAS SITTING IN TH...
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LADY N DOC
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A lady visited her doctor one morning.Doc said: You look so weak and >exhausted! Are you having your meals 3 times a day as I advised? Lady : >Doc, I thought you said "3 MALES a day!
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Greatest ass in the world contest
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DO NOT STOP AT THE 1T OR 2ND PIC TO GET THE JOKE U MUST SEE ALL 3 WINNER MEN THIS MEAN U TOO Difficult choice but don't be swayed by just good looks... Here they are; the three finalists for the '2007 Greatest Ass in the World THIRD PLACE * * * * * SECOND PLACE...
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Flash Backup SErial
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*-*Mavado, Serani & Bounty Killer at Reggae Boys Match vs. Costa Rica*-*
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Kosovo declares independence from Serbia
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PRISTINA, Kosovo (CNN) -- Kosovo has formally declared its independence from Serbia and become the world's newest state in a move opposed by Serbia and Russia but backed by many western governments. Many ethnic Albanians are waving the U.S. and UK flags, in recognition of NATO's role in the region....
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Jamaican hit-man nabbed in the US
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A 44-year-old Jamaican, who is an alleged hit-man, was on February 15th extradited from New York to Connecticut in the United States to face a murder charge. Winston 'Mutt' Grant, also known as Winston Watkins has been charged with conspiracy to commit murder and is being held in lieu of a one mil...
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How to recognize a blonde antelope ra**c*atSSSSSSSSS
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pepsi vs coco cola
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dah one ya bad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVndvFoQt34
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polish remover
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Polish Divorce A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorc...
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Teletubbies - Lean Wit It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbD2gXtNX94 this is jus...lol -- Edited by Mekhilla at 16:01, 2008-02-18
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A burglar is in big trouble
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A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his bu...
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FLIRTING GARBAGEMAN
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*-*Machines 'to match man by 2029'*-*
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Machines will achieve human-level artificial intelligence by 2029, a leading US inventor has predicted. Humanity is on the brink of advances that will see tiny robots implanted in people's brains to make them more intelligent, said Ray Kurzweil. The engineer believes machines and humans will ev...
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The Marley Adidas link-up
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It's quite interesting that so much 'reggae' news is surfacing in Reggae Month, and, yes, a lot of it has to do with Bob Marley. We recently heard about the Martin Scorcese film, and there is also news that Adi Dassler's Adidas brand is set to unleash a global campaign that includes reggae music and the l...
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Sisters Of Mercy
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES. He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which sa...
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?' Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.' The child thought about this for a moment then said, 'So why is the groom wearing black?' ~~~~~~~...
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Busted@work
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minnie told mickey he wants a divorce , mickey said "b*t*h you crazy?" minnie said no im f**kin goffy
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Power96 Funny Fake Britney call
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http://www.speedyshare.com/859737644.html
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STORY OF A TRUE CRACKHEAD
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Pool Prank lmao
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Whats it's name?
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This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?" The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that...
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CONDOM SAYS TO STAYFREE
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Condom says to Stayfree; When you work, I lose seven days of >business.Stayfree replies; If you fail to work once, my business stops for >nine months.
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Still A Virgin
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "W...
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>An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each > >other for a long time. > >Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get > >married. > >Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation > >regarding...
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Curfew
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So, there is 2 Isreali soliders at their post & the time is just approaching 7pm curfew. Suddenly 1 of the soliders takes aim & shoots dead a man moving hurridly thru the area. The other solider questions "Why you do that is still 15mins till curfew?" To which the other replied, &qu...
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((((RING)))) **Pick Up** "Hello?" "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank" After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Frank" "Oh yes I do...
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Microsoft Windows Server 2008 x86 x64 RTM DVD | 3 GB The Final Version of Windows Server 2008 Microsoft Windows Server 2008 is the most advanced Windows Server operating system yet, designed to power the next-generation of networks, applications, and Web services. With Windows Server 2008 y...
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Johnny missed his final exam
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Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so well during the year that the teacher suggested to the principal that they give him an oral exam to make up for the test he'd missed.. The principal agreed so they called Johnny into the office, explained, then the teacher asked, "Johnny...
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Evolution of Math....
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Last week I purchased a burger and fries at McDonalds for $3.58. The counter girl took my $4.00 and I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies. While looking at the screen on her register, I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell he...
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Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. The seventy-year old said, "have I got a problem. Every morning I get up at 7:30 and have to take a piss but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour cause my pee barely trickles out." "Heck, tha...
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Are yuh a b*m*oclatt battyboy??? funny shit
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a man walks out the bar totally hammered...
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A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him. "You, sir, are drunk!" "And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"
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** Strangers on a Train **
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A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy. "I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you have to pay me one dollar. Then you ask me a question, and if I get it wrong, you get ten dol...
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The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie
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An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves. The lad asked, "What is this, father?" The father, having never seen an elevator, respo...
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the womans way to now i lay me down to sleep
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Now I lay me Down to sleep I pray the Lord My shape to keep. Please no wrinkles Please no bags And please lift my butt Before it sags. Please no age spots Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy Pleas...
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WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE
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WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE >> >> >> >>A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured >>alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She >>seductively >>signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she...
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Mi Madda Get Lick Dung
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A bus was involved in an accident on the busy Half-Way Tree Road on Friday afternoon. As expected, traffic came to a stand-still, and a large vocal crowd gathered. A male reporter from one of our 'big' newspapers, anxious to get his story could not get near the bus or the victim(s). Being a clever sort, h...
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Stealth Fighter Plane
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** Yankees -vs- Red Sox **
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A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a go...
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