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Raunchy Toons......billias
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baby panda sneezes
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Stupid American people?
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!!! CRAZY STUNT MIX !!!
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[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mz3EgsMSMGA] ouch to dude @ 00:12
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I Love Blow - Energy Drink Mix on NBC News in Miami
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They never cease to amaze me....fools
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Stupid Human Tricks
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Madonna Fart Video
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Computer Job application
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computer diagnosis
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One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do abo...
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I THOUGHT PAINTING WAS BORING!!!
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HOW OFTEN YUH WANT IT
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A young wife, who was becoming frusrated with her young husbands'constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage. While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Hon...
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** Man, Woman, Sleeping Compartment **
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarra**c*atment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother...
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Trey Songz fights a Fan
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Afghan Bowler for the West Indies
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The West Indies coach had put together his team for the World Cup Cricket tournament. The only thing that was missing was a good bowler. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn't find a ringer bowler who could ensure a World Cup win. Then one night, while watching CNN, he...
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BEST ROBBERY EVER LOLOL
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Never ever tell a woman she can't cook
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Gates Vs Jobs
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Heineken Commercial.
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New baby
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New baby A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for thedoctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed? Breast-fed," she replied. Wel...
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the farmers daughters
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There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time t...
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costume party
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A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need...
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**-**Stephen 'Mind Controls' Grammy**--**
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Stephen Marley, the son of Reggae great Bob Marley surprised audiences with his debut album 'Mind Control' by winning the 2008 Grammy for Best Reggae Album over reggae veterans such as Toots & The Maytals 'Light Your Light'. Stephen's win comes on the heels of his father's 63rd Birthday. Mi...
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*-*suck P**y alligator*-*
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*-*Did anyone loose them something*-*
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Laugh Jamaica - 'Accelerate!'
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A faithful witness
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A faithful witness they will see your honorable behavior, and they will believe and give honor to God when he comes to judge the world.1 Peter 2:12 NLT it is not my heavenly Father's will that even one of these little ones should perish.Matthew 18:14 NLT A prayer for an unsaved tribe On Sunday afternoon...
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Is God not hearing you?
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Is God not hearing you? Why are you crying out to me? Tell the people to get moving! Exodus 14:15 NLT When God waits There are a lot of why questions that we lift up to God. Every day people are looking to heaven and crying out in frustration, "Lord, why aren't you doing something about this? Why is thi...
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Why would God want to forgive?
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Why would God want to forgive? ""I will cause wonders in the heavens and on the earth*la*hd and fire and pillars of smoke. The sun will be turned into darkness, and the moon will turn *la*hdred before that great and terrible day of the Lord arrives. And anyone who calls on the name of the Lord w...
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What kind of person makes a good leader?
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What kind of person makes a good leader? He appointed judges throughout the nation in all the fortified cities, and he gave them these instructions: "Always think carefully before pronouncing judgment. Remember that you do not judge to please people but to please the Lord. He will be with you w...
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Would you ever renounce your faith?
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Would you ever renounce your faith? Arise, O Lord! Do not let mere mortals defy you! Let the nations be judged in your presence. Make them tremble in fear, O Lord. Let them know they are merely human. Psalm 9:19-20 NLT Forty matryrs "History knows them as the 40 martyrs of Sebaste. They were soldie...
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Have you embarra**ed your heavenly Father?
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Have you embarra**ed your heavenly Father? "Such people claim they know God, but they deny him by the way they live. Titus 1:16 NLT" Embarrasing God "Not so long ago I saw a man shopping in a grocery store while his young son ran up and down the aisles. The boy was unleashed and hyper, mak...
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Has your family been a blessing?
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The godly walk with integrity; blessed are their children after them. Proverbs 20:7 NLT A heritage of blessings What better motivations exist for us to be people of integrity than that our children will be blessed for it! Parents who are godly, who live with integrity and truthfulness, are wonderfu...
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Are you in need of renewal?
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For the Lord has driven out great and powerful nations for you, and no one has yet been able to defeat him. Each one of you will put to flight a thousand of the enemy, for the Lord your God fights for you, just as he promised. So be careful to love the Lord your God. Joshua 23:9-11 NLT About this week's promise...
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Ya gotta love the old guy!
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At the mall the other day eating at the food court I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teen...
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Why I Fired My Secretary
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Why I fired my Secretary. Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happ...
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BAKED BEANS
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One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside, I called my husband and told him that I would be lat...
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*-*The funny side of same-se$ marriage!*-*
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BRACE YOURSELF
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Who's the smartest??
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A hillbilly was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must underst...
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10 Commandments Of Marriage !!
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Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But, so are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 1000 grand! Commandment 4. Married life i...
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One day, the teacher walks into her classroom
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One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday. On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are in the beach?&qu...
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Classic Affair #1
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A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the gra**c*at and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. &q...
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Classic Affair #3
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A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr.. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such...
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Classic Affair #4
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A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, and then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you," she said "Pretend you're a statu...
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Mad Ting....From UTECH TO DI WORL!!!!
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*-*Santa Claus*-*Dead
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*-*Rapidshare Bruteforcer Private Edition 4.3 *-*
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k stain there -- Edited by Dj Rohan at 21:20, 2008-02-17
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little Johnny woke up
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What are you doing Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises coming from his parents' bedroom. He got out of bed and walked down the hall towards his parents room. Before he made it to the end of the hall, the noises had ceased and the bathroom light had gone on.. Little Johnny walked int...
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Free Barber
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One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service. The florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a 'Thank You' c...
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Man, woman and the sleeping compartment
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarra**c*atment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother...
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