Once there was a prostitute who had three different rates based on the following three conditions:
1) $100.00 to do it on the Grass.
2) $200.00 to do it on a Couch.
3) $300.00 to do it in the Bed.
In the morning a British bloke walks in and slaps a $100 note on the table.
So they went out and did it on the grass.
Soon, an American fellow walks in and slaps a $200 note on the table. So they head for the couch and did it there.
About the end of the day, a Jamaican man walks in and slaps $300 on the table. Happy from seeing the money the prostitute says, "Wow, you have class".
Dubito Ergo Cogito, Cogito Ergo Sum.
SEX IS NOT THE ANSWER...... SEX IS THE QUESTION AND YES IS THE ANSWER
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