i heard this 1 in prep sch my grade 6 teacher told us this b4 we did gsat lol i guess to teach us not 2 depend on ppl or cheat in exam..i still remember it...........

John & Paul were best frenz since dem eye deh a dem knee....
they went thru primary and high school together....John always depended on Paul thru out all dere school lives John always cheated in exams by lookin at Paul's paper or finding some way to ask him the answers.

They were out of high school and it was time for them to get jobs, they both applied for the same job, a overseas job. The day of the interveiw for the job, they both went in.......while in the waiting area

John said "yo paul me a fret...memba a yuh always help me fi pass anyting at all"

Paul replied " ye john mi kno how yuh stay me will help yuh"
" wen me go in and the boss lock di door jus come closer and listen to di ansa dem cauz mi kno a di same ting him ago ask yuh"

It was time for Paul to go in, after the boss locked the door john went to di door and listened.....

the boss asked three questions...
1. You think you deserve this job?

Paul said " yes sah"

2. You like travelling since you applied for a overseas job?

Paul said again "yes sah"

3. Which would you like to travel on boat or ship?

Paul said "boat"

The boss said "ok you got the job!"

Paul came out and asked John if he heard all the answers
John said " ye mon!!!"

John went in jolly as ever...
the boss said to himself " why dis man come in ya a grin him ra** teeth dem like a damn jackass?"

The boss began asking the questions...

1. You think you deserve this job?

John so happy he shouted " yes sah!!!"

2. So why yuh shouting, yuh def?

John shouted "yes sah!!!"

3. If yuh did def how yuh kno wah mi ask yuh.....ya eediat or ya fool?

John shouted "both!!!"

-- Edited by WeedEmpress at 00:49, 2008-02-16