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What's the definition of Nasal Sex? .... f**k Nose!
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The Naked Rasta
A Rastaman was sunbathing nude on the beach in Folly Port Antonio. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
"Wha yuh 'ave undah de newspaper?"
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An Evening Out
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You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have to like 'em! We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and reques...
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U Can Have It Back!!!!(kinda nasty if ur a girl u wud understand...but it still funny!!)
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A man gives his girlfriend *la*hd to save her life .....They broke up about a month after. He tells her he wants his *la*hd back......later in the month she gave him a tampon and said i'll pay you monthly...you can have it all back b*t*h!!!!!!!!!!
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Never leave can of paint in living room..
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THE ADVANTAGE OF BEING CHINESE
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If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling the corner of your eyes as if you were Chinese. It really works!
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Insane break dancer (MAAAAAAAAAAAAAADEST TING)
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[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=HSoVKUVOnfQ] man in da orange sick as f**k!!!!!!!!!
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!!!COCK!!!
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An Irish Priest has a hen coop with a number of hens and one rooster. One Saturday he goes into the coop to get some eggs, and can't find the rooster. This bothers him because he believes that some people engage in cock fighting in the parish. The priest figures he can find the
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REMEMBER A VACUUM IS NO SUB FOR A WOMAN
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*-*Nicole Scherzinger Timbaland ft. Keri Hilson - Scream *-*
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DMX- Ruff Ryders anthem (video)
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Kid N' Play Rap Battle (House Party) (video)
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How to not get ur a** kicked by the police lol
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Latest add for American way of life!
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Tutorial goal: This is a beginners-tutorial about how to apply an 'old-looking'-effect to a photo. You learn to work with Filters, Layer-styles and Opacity. The tutorial is made in Photoshop CS2 and would take about 30 minutes... Good luck! step 1 The 'Old-Looking'-Effect step 2 1. Open a photo 2. D...
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DJ Romeo VDAY Mix Pt1
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DJ Romeo VDAY Mix Pt1 Babyface - When can I see U again (remix) Tevin Campbel - Can We Talk " " - I'm Ready Toni Braxton - Let It Flow Robin Thicke - Lost Without You (remix) Musiq - Moment in Life Lionel Ritchie - Reason To Believe Toni Tony Tone - Anniversary (remix) Eryka Badu...
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ChronicMekhilla Mix recorded live on MZJA radio
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I was playing on MZJA radio 2 Mondays ago and they asked me to record this. Chronic and Mekhilla this one 4 U. ChronicMekhillamix - DJ Romeo http://www.sendspace.com/file/74trtx
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I think your the father
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman
waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he
can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're
the father of one of my kids.'
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I can't forget last night....
As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this
strong urge to grab you
and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night.
You came to me
unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what
happened in my bed
still leaves a tingling sensation in me. While I lay
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How to Make a Woman Happy
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It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
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4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
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13... a stylist
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DJ Romeo live in the mix 2-12-08 on MZJA
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Old School HipHop Mix live on MZJA radio Tanx JB, Stainless, Swif, Chronic, Mekhilla and DJ Mercenary for all the support. http://www.mediafire.com/?32jukcobwt6
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Leaving from St Ann to go to Portland, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go in the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall...
- "Hi there, how is it going?"
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MOVADO STOP WAR WID KARTEL. HIM A BACK AWAY FROM THE WAR TING. HIM A TURN RASTA MAN. HIM DEH PON DI ROCK, WEH THE f**k A GWAAN.
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MZJAEntertainment.com will be front and centre during tonight's Four Deadly Sins party at the Asylum nightclub. This party caters to anyone that knows how to have pleasurable fun. This post valentine's theme party will be a red -white affair, following the sexy and seductive theme of its above nam...
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*-* | Saturday Latte - Kartel gets divorced*-*
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KARTEL GETS DIVORCED Vybz Kartel's lawyers told MZJAEntertainment.com that the deejay's divorce is almost official. "The divorce is in the decree ni si stage, and is now moving into the final stages. the court has ruled that he has grounds for divorce and so has granted him the divorce, and now...
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Hispanics most at risk for losing TV service in digital shift
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WASHINGTON (AP) -- Hispanics are nearly twice as likely as whites to be left without television service following the nationwide transition to digital broadcasting next year, according to a new survey. Beginning in February 2009, full-power broadcast stations will transmit digital-only sign...
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*-*Gyptian hits #2 in Jamaica*-*
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Reggae sensation Gyptian is tearing up one of the most important charts in Jamaica - the My Video Picks (MVP) TOP 10 countdown on RETV, coming in at #2 this week. Gyptian has been enjoying a new surge in popularity ever since the debut of the video a month ago. This is the first single from his upcoming alb...
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GC Foster students win scholarships from women's group
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Karen Henry and Nandi Levy, two G.C. Foster College students are the first recipients of bursaries of $35,000 each from the Jamaica Women in Sport Society (JWISS). The presentation was made to the ladies on Wednesday.
Henry and Levy were selected on the basis of the overall contribution to sport d...
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*-*Vista Skin*-*
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*-*-'Deadliest' attack in Afghanistan*-*
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At least 80 people have been killed in a suicide bombing outside the Afghan city of Kandahar - in what appears to be the deadliest attack since 2001. The massive blast hit a crowd of people watching a dog-fighting contest. "This suicide attack was the work of the Taleban," said Governor Ass...
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*-*AOL 'contemplates Yahoo approach'*-*
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US internet company AOL has become the latest firm to hold talks with Yahoo about a possible deal to fend off an approach from Microsoft, a report says. Advisers from Time Warner-owned AOL have held talks with representatives of Yahoo to see if a deal is workable, the Sunday Telegraph reported. Micro...
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American dies after fall
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An American national was pronounced dead at the Savanna-la-Mar Hospital from injuries he sustained when he fell over a cliff at West End, Negril, Westmoreland on Thursday night. Dead is 57-year-old Peter McIntosh of South Street, West Allis, Wisconsin, USA. Reports from the CCN's liaison office...
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Doctors group backs medical marijuana
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Doctors group backs medical marijuanaAmerican College of Physicians urges government to rethink prohibition updated 4:10 p.m. PT, Fri., Feb. 15, 2008WASHINGTON - A leading U.S. doctors group has endorsed using marijuana for medical purposes, urging the government to roll back a prohibition o...
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yo shockwave entertainment presents dawn of destiny, june 13th 2k8, village cafe', zj chrome, ali patch and arif cooper.....aslo shockwave entertainment.... it ago maad!!!! special guest dj.....nico bam bam......a crazy ting...... nuff liqure....nuff girlzz.....mad music....crazy vibe...
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OOMAN STAG PARTY
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DIS SHIT ERE WICKED NAW f**k......DEM OOMAN GOOD http://www.zshare.net/video/7744233caa4a09/
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Cops seize guns in successful operations
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Two men were arrested and three guns seized in separate incidents between Wednesday and Thursday, police are reporting. An illegal firearm was seized at Tanzania Pathway in Tavares Gardens, Kingston 13 on Thursday. 9mm found Police reports are that between 10 a.m. and 12:30 p.m., an operation was...
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A Good Dentist
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A guy and a girl met at a bar. They got along so well that
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guy took off his shirt and then washed his hands. He
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KIMBO SLICE[STREET BRAWLER] TAKES HIS FIGHT TO THE RING
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A first-grade teacher, Mrs. Robin Graber, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too...
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DOES PATOIS JUSTIFY REGGAE MUSIC??
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Hecklers Radio Thsi Sunday.. Give wi a EARS
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Si the INFO whe unnu go need fi sort out unnu sunday below.... HECKLERZ RADIO TONIGHT, 6-8PM EASTERN TIME, 96.5 FM BROOKLYN HTTP://WWW.4REALRADIO.COM Mikey Don on the wheels, Drew H.I.M. on Selections the microphone Vigilante pon the Board Fresh off TOUR.... On Air: 718-233-6291 Off Air: 718-569...
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God Speak To Me The man whispered, God, speak to me. And a meadowlark sang. But the man did not hear. So the man yelled, God, speak to me! Thunder rolled across the sky. But the man did not listen. The man looked around and said, God, let me see you. A star shone brightly. But he noticed it not. And the man shou...
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Waterhouse hunting second title in eight days
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eight days file photos - Waterhouse's Jonathan Williams by Ainsley Walters, Freelance Writer WATERHOUSE are hunting their second piece of silverware in eight days and intend to strike early against defending champions Harbour View in tomorrow's Jackie Bell Knockout final, which starts 5:00 p....
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Snapshot: 2009 Acura TSX
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Acura has begun to drip-feed us information about its updated TSX sedan, which will be formally unveiled at this year's New York auto show. Based on the single beauty show we got today, the styling of the 2009 TSX departs from that of the current model in several significant ways. The front end has the s...
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erup - ignoracy :s44:
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i tink is dat di song name an i tink it name tuffchat riddim and i know is truckback mek it
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Bad vibes kill Kartel's marriage
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POPULAR dancehall deejay Vybz Kartel, who tied the knot just two years ago with New York bank supervisor, Stacy Elliott, wants out of their marriage. In papers filed with the Jamaican Supreme Court, Kartel, whose real name is Adidjah Palmer, alleged that his 31-year-old bride had given birth to a so...
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