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Cabbie Revenge



A man flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie.

The cabbie said "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the man was forced to hitch-hike to the airport.

One year later the man returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. At the end of a long line of cabs was his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck.

The man thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.

The man got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?"
"What?! Get the hell out of my cab." said the cabbie.

The man got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The man said "ok" and off they went. Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the man gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.


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