Now I lay me Down to sleep I pray the Lord My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles Please no bagsAnd please lift my butt Before it sags. Please no age spotsPlease no grayAnd as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.
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26 people die from swine flu & everybody wants 2 wear a mask. 2,000,000 people die from AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom!