>A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead 
>sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, 
>but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
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>Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket 
>towards the man.
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>He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
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>"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
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>"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you" she says.
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>They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the 
>theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest 
>dreams and he shares his. She listens.
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>After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her 
>place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
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>They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet 
>meal with all the trimmings.
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>The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!
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>"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every 
>guy you meet?"
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>"No," she replies. . . . . "
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>   Wait for it . . . . .
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>   It's coming. . . . . . . . .
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>   The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
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>She says:
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>"...but you just happened to catch my eye."