>An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each
> >other for a long time.
> >Urged on by their friends, they decided it was  finally time to get
> >married.
> >Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation
> >regarding how their marriage might work
> >They discussed  finances, living arrangements and so on.
> >Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time  to broach the subject of
> >their physical relationship.
> >"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.
> >"Well," she said, responding very carefully,
> >"I'd have to say, I would like it infrequently."
> >The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then, looking over his
> >glasses,
> >he casually asked, "Is that one word or two?"