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dappa75wifie
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WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE
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>>A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured
>>alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She
>>seductively
>>signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she
>>gently caressed his full beard.
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>>"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both
>>hands.
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>>"Actually, no," he replied.
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>>"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her
>>hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
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>>"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can
>>do?"
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>>"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her
>>forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her
>>fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
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>>"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
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>>"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
>>towels in the ladies room!"

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ha ha LMAO

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OHHH SHIT.....................LFMAO

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DEAD WID LAUGH!!! ... Laaaawd, di man a lick off Har Dutty finger wah she use Wipe har B A T T Y!!!laughggglaughggglaughggg ... She disgusting BAD!ro

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f**ka yu ............lol

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laawwddd

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nasty.....dat bartender get a raw deal...lol

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yuk

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Nasty rahtid woman


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This remind me of the nasty girl in the movie Superbad.

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disgusting!!!! dat deh man deh a eediat still him get what him deserve. a mek woman put finga inna yuh mout. friggin fool!!!!

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raatid dat mad!!

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damm! lol

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Taste this


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thats what he deserve for letting her do it

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MY GAWD

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lol lol lol

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Wat the hell

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