I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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'Your future depends on your dreams' So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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'Hard work never killed anybody'
But why take the risk
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'Work fascinates me'
I can look at it for hours

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know So.. Why learn. .............................................................
A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say