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LITTLE JOHN MUD UP
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IM LOOKING FOR THIS SONG IF ANY ONE CAN HELP PLEASE DO SO THANX IN ADVANCE
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Serani Gets Robbed at GUNPOINT???
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The Alliance gets to understand that the island of St. Croix in the US Virgin Islands was the scene of a near-deadly robbery in which Serani and his road manager were the victims of a daring robbery at gunpoint. With all the signs pointing to them being set up by the promoter of the show Serani had just per...
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Rastas blast Munga's 'Gangsta Ras' image
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Rastas blast Munga's 'Gangsta Ras' image A group of Rastafarians who feel that dancehall artiste Munga's promotion of himself as "the Gangsta Ras" with attendant image, is a perversion of the integrity of Rastafari, say they intend to pursue the use of intellectual property protocol...
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MADDD DAGGAAAAAA!!!! TUNE FROM NEW ARTIST-VERSATYLE AND PRICE
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NEW DAGGA TUNE MADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!! http://www.zshare.net/audio/53934295450d840f/ -- Edited by price at 05:44, 2009-01-10
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Cristiano Ronaldo involved in Ferrari crash car written off!!!! [KRAZILY INFORMATIVE]
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Manchester United forward Cristiano Ronaldo has written off his Ferrari in a crash near Manchester Airport. Ronaldo gave a negative breath test to police The 23-year-old winger was driving the sports car through a tunnel beneath the runways when he smashed into a barrier. Greater Manche...
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Show some decency girl
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You're my first
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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground, when he finally gets himself to the doctor. He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin in every way." The doc said , "I'll h...
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EASTER HUMOR
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Little Incident
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There was a little "incident" at your house today while you were gone. Please allow me to explain: I was watching T.V. and I heard this beeping going off in the kitchen. The first thing I thought of was the smoke detector going off so I ran into the kitchen and checked everything out. By the tim...
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Memba When
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Memba wen you do all you homework at school so dat as yuh reach home you ramp so til you hear smadddy shout out "yuh madda a ccooooommme!" and yuh dash inna yuh house and change yuh school uniform as yuh would surely get a beaten fi inna yuh uniform at 6pm. Memba when yuh go school 7 days a week fi k...
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ADDI WANTED
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Being Weighed...LMAO!
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joe took his blind date to the carnival. "what would you like to do first, kim?" asked joe. i want to get weighed," she said. they ambled over to the weight guesser. he guessed 120 pounds. she got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. next, the couple went on the ferris w...
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Dont Get Drunk And Sleep
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Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep sleep. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph." Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!" St. Pete...
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A list of mean things
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this is a list of mean things you can say to somebody: Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. Are your parents siblings? As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? Better at sex than anyone; now all h...
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"The Obedient Wife"
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There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife..."When I die, I wantyou to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want totake my money to the afterlife with me.&quo...
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A DRess Fi Punci
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An old couple in Jamaica was puzzled when the coffin of their dead relative arrived from foreign.The corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that her face was practically touching the glass cover. When they opened the coffin, they found a letter pinned to her chest which read: Dear Mama and P...
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KONSHENS- THIS MEANS MONEY (VIDEO)
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di bwoy KAT WILLIAMS NU EZ enuh :lol:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0EThZoK5Fc&eurl=http://hiphopswag.ning.com/&feature=player_embedded-- Edited by Kraiggi at 03:32, 2009-01-08
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it got my balls
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A woman goes to a doctor and says, I am going to get married tomorrow and my would be hubby thinks Im still a virgin but I am not. Can you do anything about it? The Doctor says well there isnt much time and the procedure takes some time. Instead do one thing - slip a band of elastic aro...
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NEVER LET UR WIFE CAUGHT U CHEATING..LOL
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A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband terrified...
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How to Make a woman Squirt "THE VIDEO"
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the hip dad
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It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?," he says. "That's cool" says Bobby. Carrie's father...
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grandmother's advise
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There was a young virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that." She continued, "He...
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heart condition
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A father was concerned that his daughter hadn't revealed her heart condition to his future son-in-law. The first chance he had for a private chat, he asked his son-in-law to be, if he was aware that his fiancée had acute angina? "Sure" Mike responded......."and her tits aint bad eit...
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you unuh watch ediat bwoya walk inna one tree :lol:
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ediat fanz... wicked! good gad! -- Edited by Dj_Rubbut at 03:32, 2009-01-08
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best one in a long time........ MAD
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One day a Policemanwas directing traffic at Half Way Tree and every minute this madmanrun up to him and say,'Officer wha time yu hav.' So the policekeep running him and say 'yu naa go no weh so stop ask mi di time' But the madmankeep on coming back so the Police get fed up and say 'ah 2:30 '. The madman...
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FREAKY JAMAICAN SCOTIABANK GIRL. SHE CAN SUCC HOOD U FUCC
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who has a better singing voice? mavado or Kartel and yes..kartel sings
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first off, I will say it right out that happiest days, mavados best song eva...was written by addi. next tune- missin you , and standing in the rain are both great examples of the many styles addi possess. In Bag of money when he sings, its a top tune, he sings in nah hold we down. Finally I will stop with Lif...
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Funny come backs
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Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will b...
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Pierre the Fighter Pilot
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It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre the fighter pilot and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" He grabs a bottle of merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" asks the startled Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I hav...
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Neighborly Competition
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Two neighbors, John and Sam, are always competing. One day John looks over the fence and spies Sam's wife, naked, watering the garden. When Sam gets home from work, John brags to him that he's seen his wife naked. Sam wants revenge, so that night creeps over to John's yard and catches sight of John's wif...
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Bajan joke lol madddd
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TWO BAJAN BUSINESSMEN IN SHERATON CENTRE WERE SITTING DOWN FOR A BREAK IN THEIR SOON TO BE NEW STORE. THE STORE WASN'T READY YET WITH ONLY A FEW SHELVES SET UP. ONE SAID TO THE OTHER, 'AH BET ANY MINUTE NOW SOME IGNORANT-ASS GO PUT HE FACE IN THE WINDOW AND ASK WHAT WE SELLING'. NO SOONER WERE THE WORDS OUT OF...
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animal cruelty..not because a mongrel dog
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Mi laugh at first stil but ra** maan and dem people yah nu ez iyah.. -- Edited by owadkelly at 23:39, 2009-01-09
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one for the parents...
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A single mother of one was passing by her daughter's bedroom when she saw, to her shock, the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, 'Mummy.' With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read...
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trust no cloud
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A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it's a good thing. The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, an...
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Horny older man..lol...((JaydsTbalist))
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There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. So he went to the doctor and was told he should please himself before having sex and he would last longer. One day as 5 o'clock rolls around, he gets a call from his wife who says she's very ho...
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Lesson Plan :-)
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Lesson Plan to us all A married couple at the Zoo walks past the gorilla enclosure. Says the woman: 'Mark, do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior??? Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one of my breasts to it and see how horny it gets just as men do'....
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The good the bad and the ugly
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GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY Good : Your wife is pregnant. Bad : It's triplets. Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago. Good : Your wife's not talking to you Bad : She wants a divorce. Ugly ...
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Buss Thief
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Trevor and Tony are walking home from Greater Portmore to Waterford after a night drinking. They've got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus depot. Trevor has an idea and says to Tony "Go in deh and tief a bus so we can drive home and mi...
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A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top part. Later he receives another letter a...
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NO BULLSHIT
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A man wins di lottery
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A bloke wins the lottery and decides to buy himself a Harley Davidson, he goes down to his local bike shop and after purchasing a top of the range bike, the owner of the shop tells him to coat the bike in Vaseline every time it looks like raining. That night he goes and picks his girlfriend up on his new toy an...
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.ExternalClass .EC_hmmessage P {padding:0px;} .ExternalClass body.EC_hmmessage {font-size:10pt;font-family:Tahoma;} TO MY DEAR GIRLFRIEND During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times,which is an average of once every ten days The following is a l...
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Dread At The KFC
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Caps Lock (LOL...you know who you are...)
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The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she gets her husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in bed and putting both legs behind her head, yoga style. The second old woman thought that this was a great idea, so that night when her husband went in the bathroom to get re...
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I SAW TUPAC YESTURDAY!!!
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Na but check this out....i just noticed this myself. in Picture me rollin, you can hear him say "I return in 2009.check it out, you gotta listen CLOSELY so use headphones to hear good.
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