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Garrick
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Memba wen you do all you homework at school so dat as yuh reach home you ramp so til you hear smadddy shout out "yuh madda a ccooooommme!"
and yuh dash inna yuh house and change yuh school uniform as yuh would surely get a beaten fi inna yuh uniform at 6pm.
 
Memba when yuh go school 7 days a week fi keep yuh outa trouble. Mon - Friday regular school and private lesson, saturday class, and sunday school at church which is a half day affair.
 
Memba wen kick poopah lick and bu'st out you pants and you get beaten
 
Memba 10 cent bulla and jackass corn.
 
Memba when you turn on the tv at 4pm and wait till JBC sign on at 5pm, stand at attention sing the national anthem, and den sit back and watch some cartoon. And dont figet di Big Bwoy story whey you did haffi hide and tell.
 
MEMBA WEN!!!
 
Memba wen yu a come fram school and stop fi pick Mass John cherry off 'im cherry tree and dawg run yu dung.
 
Memba wen yu madda sen yu fi tek the clothes fram affa di line but yu wait til night den yu fraid fi go by yuself.
 
Memba wen yu fraid fi go a shop by yuself a night because Miss Matty jus' dead and yu tink yu might si har duppy.
 
Memba wen yu and yu fren dem decide seh unu a go run a boat, the biggest cart wheel dumplin yu eva si!
 
Memba wen coming fram school ina di rain and yu tek off yu shoes and walk barefoot all the way home a race board horse inna di gutter water..
 
Memba wen dem use fi gi weh free milk powder and bulga rice a school, an' yu play milk powder war all the way home..
 
Memba wen dem good rice and peas and chicken Sunday dinna with a nice refreshing glass a carrot juice.
 
Memba wen yu 'ave roast breadfruit and ackee and salt fish breakfast jus' barely a day afta yu Saturday Peas soup wid cho-cho, turnip, carrot an' punkin.
 
Memba wen teacha beat yu because yu neva do yu homework.
 
Memba marning time wen yu reach a school jus in time fi devotion and yu betta mek sure yu ave yu hym book and yu bible, yu pleat dem betta in order and yu khaki well starch.
 
Memba dem good ole starch uniform (coudda stan up by demself ) and yu nice shine brown or black shoes.
 
Memba when yu madda use fi seh "Go pick a switch mek a beat yu"..
 
Memba Christmas time wen everybody a mek a suit fi gran market night, mama stay up a bake cake, draw sorrell, cook curry goat, don't figet the case a D&G soda and red stripe beer weh unda the bed.
 
Memba when a ginnep seed fly dung yu throat and smaddy 'ave fi lick yu back fi mek it fly back up.
 
Memba when yu swallow chewing gum & dem seh yu ago ded cause it ago tie up yu tripe
 
Memba a come fram school and stap fi get the last piece a Miss Brown
toeto and a sky juice.
 
Memba dem seh nuh buy nuh sky juice fram Mr. Tom because 'im ave sore foot.
 
Memba when dem seh nuh buy bun & cheeze from juicie cause him use di knife cut & clean him toenail.
 
Memba saving part a lunch money fi buy ice cream fram creamy weh come pan Sunday.
 
Memba a fling stone fi lick dung ginnep and the stone bus yu bredda head.
 
Memba the peanut man...the jackfruit lady...the orange man.... the sarda-pan man
 
Memba a play marble wid yu bredren dem.
 
Memba a go a bush wid yu fadda.
 
Memba a go undaneat the cellar fi the fowl egg (yes I do)
 
Memba a jump rope wid yu fren dem....One two Beeny...lick im mek im feel eh, mek im know yu mean eh, yu mean eh, yu mean eh.
 
Memba playing "Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack, All Dressed In Black Black Black "
 
Memba a kick foot ball wid yu fren dem roun' a ball grong
 
Memba when Cristmus come and we watch JohnCunu jump up and down and we get fraid?
 
Memba yu madda sen yu go a shop and yu sing the list all the way deh "one pint milk, one bread, 1 lb a flour. But wen yu reach deh, yu tell the shop keeper yu want "1 pint of bread, 1 lb of milk & a flour.
 
Memba when yu last yu madda money and yu fraid fi go back home because She might beat yu.
 
Memba settin up the roosta dem fi fight
 
Memba all dem good duppy story, and nancy story wi 'ear growing up.
 
Memba how yu use to fraid fi walk a night cause yu tink sey black-heart-man wodda tek yu weh.
 
Memba when bokkle cut yu foot bottam dung a gully.
 
Memba when yu use to stone Missa Smith mango tree dem, and we use to tink seh him have gun.
 
Memba when yu left all day and go a rivva an go cook and when yu come home yu get a beaten.
 
Memba when yu unifarm get dirty Monday marning, and Yu madda beat yu ina di evening.
 
IF YU MEMBA ANY OF THIS, YU OLD !!

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LMAO!!!! growin up a yard a di best ...if mi coulda do it ova again mi wouldn't change a ting!!!

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rorororororororo Precious memories!! gold

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hahha

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well said anthony well said

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lololololollollo

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lol ...good one ...but one thing i dont remember is "what is sarda - pan again? Is that hasham??


Cuz I really dont remember

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Mad....di ting really have me a look back...and me a not even 20 yet lol....mi remember like half a dat...but a only when mi go country, down inna di st bess!!...it better then cassava piece still....whe man move like dem waaa kill yuh fi nuttin....right yah now...me seh COUNTRY TO DI WORLD!!!!(wish me did born and grow a country)

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mi young...lol

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damn

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i kno sum a dem

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lol

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guess wah mi no memba non a dat cause mi no soh ole

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i only heard about them ..never go tthose stuff...but those shit crazy yow..lol

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nh neva think mi was so  old goldcappp

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Yooo mi memba mi memba to ra**s

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LOLOLOLOL

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dem days deh a d best...wud do dem all ova again

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