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A woman goes to a doctor and says, I am going to get married tomorrow and my would be hubby thinks Im still a virgin but I am not. Can you do anything about it?

The Doctor says well there isnt much time and the procedure takes some time. Instead do one thing - slip a band of elastic around your thigh when you get in bed. When the time is appropriate make a snapping noise with it and say that its your virginity snapping.

Satisfied with this, the woman thanks the doctor and goes away. She has a great wedding, and they drive into the resort for their honeymoon. When its time for bed, she slips the band of elastic and gets to bed taking care to see that the lights are off. After the foreplay when the husband is about enter his thing in there she makes the snapping noise.

The husband is taken aback and he says what the hell was that!!??.

The woman says its nothing dear..just my virginity snapping.

Well whatever the hell it was, snap it again. Its got my balls!!!! hahahahaahah