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West Indians like to talk, You see how West Indians can chat? That's how their mouth always put them in trouble... Three death row inmates -- an American, a Japanese and a West Indian were about to be sent to the electric chair. The American got strapped in and was asked if he had any last words. He sa...
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Air Jamaica Hi-Jacked
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Who Vex Loss
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Jonesy buy a donkey from Ramsingh, a old farmer pardner, for $300. Ramsingh agree to deliver the donkey the next day. Next day, Ramsingh drive up and said, 'Sorry Jonesy but I have some bad news. The donkey dead.'' 'Well gie me back meh money,'' said Jonesy . 'Worse news boy, I went and spen it already.''...
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big ediot ting
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN...
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Sony Walkman X-Series Mp3 Player
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Sony's Walkman NWZ-X1000 features an OLED touchscreen, Wi-Fi and built-in noise cancellation. The X-series Walkman seems like a very impressive piece of hardware. Much like its direct competitor, the iPod Touch, it comes in 16GB and 32GB flavors and can be used to surf the web. The screen's h...
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Sony Ericsson announces the W715 exclusive to Vodafone
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The GPS enabled W715 Walkman phone owners will be able to find their nearest restaurants, hotels or shopping centres all within a few click. Shake Control, SensMe and TrackID are some of the music features included The Sony Ericsson W715 is the twin brother of W705 but W715 has the usual Vodaphone st...
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Palm unveils webOS and the new Palm Pre mobile phone
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Palm has unveiled its new Palm webOS mobile platform built from the ground to be constantly connected to the web. Palm Pre is the first phone to run on the new platform Palm webOS is a brand-new kind of platform, invented exclusively for mobile use. webOS recognizes that you want your people, calendar...
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WHICH ONE OF THE THE MZJA DJ's WOULD YOU f**k................. ladies only
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this is just a random question..... ladies if you had a chance to pick or f**k one of the DJ's which one would it be?????????????? be honest it just a poll........ -- Edited by blackspyda at 16:44, 2008-06-08 -- Edited by Gangsta Natz at 16:46, 2008-06-08 -- Edited by miggskills at 20:21, 2008-06-08
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Motorolahree new mobile phones. Motorola MOTOSURF A3100, VA76r and W233
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Motorola MOTOSURF A3100 SpecificationsBand GSM: Quad-Band, EDGE/GPRS: 12/12, WCDMA: HSDPA 7.2 850/1900/2100 TribandWeight: 119gDimensions: 110 x 59.7 x 13.7mmDisplay: 2.8 inch QVGA with Touch PanelMessaging: SMS, MMS, Multi-Head IM, Email ExchangeCamera: 3 megapixel, auto focus, Front...
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2 Girls 1 Cup Tattoo
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A blonde goes into pc world
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A blonde goes into pc world looking for curtains for her pc the assistant says " you dont need curtains for a computer" Blonde says "Hellooo ive got f**king windows"
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Bishop And The Ass
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A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he...
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WHAT A MAN WANTS
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A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla." He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: "What do you want, fat-head?" The lady behind the counter, shocked, say...
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Man and wife at the zoo
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Man and wife are having a stroll in the zoo, A gorilla starts to get a hard on as he sees the wife. Husband says "Lift your skirt and tease him" Gorilla goes mental Husband says "Now get your tits out" Gorilla goes berserk husband opens the cage and throws wife in " Now tell him y...
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Cussswords
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what cuss words realy mean you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a g...
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Female version of the Lords prayer
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My vibrator, which brings me heaven rabbit be thy name till kingdom come, thy makest mi cum on earth with eyes on heaven give me this day my daily thrill and forgive me for my screams as i forgive flat batteries lead me not in 2 frustration for thine is the rotation the power and the buzzing for ever and ever...
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A mother and daughter loved to play around.....
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A mother and daughter loved to play around. They partied everyday and always ended up f**king everybody around. Their holes were played until they became seasoned and loose. One day, the daughter met the man of her dreams and decided to get married. Now, the man did not know about their flicks and thou...
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A cabbie picks up a Nun.
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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I...
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Poor Guy
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Thre men were on a cruise. the ship met in an accident and sank near an island that looked deserted. only those three men survived. they decide to walk around and see if there was anyway off the island when suddenly some natives surprised them. they werer taken to the chief. he told them that the only way f...
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Newlyweds... lol
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On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."...
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"I've got some good news and some bad news" the doctor says. "What's the bad news?" asks the patient. "The bad news is that unfortunately you've only got 3 months to live". The patient is taken back, "What's the good news then Doctor?". The doctor points o...
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impact of dancehall music
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do you think that dancehall music change the behaviour of teenage boys? if you think so tell me how?
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Three mice
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Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back, and set...
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very funny worker
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There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so t...
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Son of a bitch
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Your honour, I am 75 years old. So here I am, sitting there on my porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sits beside me. He starts to rub my thigh, and it feels good, Your Honour. So I don't stop him, and he begins to rub my old breasts, Your Honour. Why, Your Honour, I...
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Love dress
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A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother comes to visit. When she arrives, she is shocked to find her daughter standing naked at the front door. "What are you doing!" insists her mother. "Mom, it's my love dress! Don't you like it?" "I'll come back in a few wee...
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little Sally
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Little Sally came home from school and with a smile on her face and told her mother. "Frank Brown showed me his willy today!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut" Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mum asked...
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On the night of a Halloween costume party
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On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked execpt for a lemon between her legs.
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These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many years.
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These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many, many years. The first guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?" Second guy speaking very slowly tells the first guy, "I w a s a l m o s t m a r r i e d." The first guy says in amazement, "Hey, you don't stutter...
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Are some artiste and producer tone deaf?
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why some tune sound so awful ... riddim stinks.. and the tune make you want to realy puke .. and yet still those who make it dont seem to hear it.. WHY? ..please please.. have mercy
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The priest and di archibishop
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A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I'...
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does dancehall music change ppl's lifestyle and the way that they dress?
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if u think that dancehall changes ppl's lifestyles and how they dress, tell me how?
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The official Vagina Song**lmao
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JAMAICA in RIPLEYS believe it or not-(we gone to the world)
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I was Looking throught todays STAR and i notice that the Case about the 500 truckloads of sand that was stolen from the beach in coral springs made it in the column, we gone to the world..YAAAAAAAAAAAY
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FASTLANE RIDDIM MEDLEY!! LYRICAL (AMO-LAB), YOUNG CASHINO, KALIBWOY & LEA MAN-G!!! R80-PRODUCTIONZ!
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SALE OUT !!! Sony Ericsson W950 JA $20g neg.
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Only serious offers will be considered. General2G NetworkGSM 900 / 1800 / 1900 3G NetworkUMTS 2100 Announced2006, FebruaryStatusAvailableSizeDimensions106 x 54 x 15 mm Weight112 gDisplayTypeTFT touchscreen, 256K colorsSize240 x 320 pixels, 2.6 inches, 39 x 53 mm - Handwriting recognition...
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Sunburn (lol)
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A man sunbathes in di nude and ends up burnin him buddy. His doctor tells him he can ease di pain by dippin it in a saucer of cold milk. Later his blonde wife comes home an finds him with his buddy in a saucer of cold milk Good heavens, she remarks " i always wondered how yuh reloaded those things"
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do you think that the way people dress is influenced by dancehall
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Encyclopedia of Prostitution for Sex Workers (vol 1 & 2)****nice!
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KYAT BEATZ 90's style
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Warfare Riddim- http://www.sendspace.com/file/lmmh83 Skinout Riddim- http://www.sendspace.com/file/mwzd69 Crossbones riddim- http://www.sendspace.com/file/gtinyl Baddness riddim - http://www.sendspace.com/file/hqrc69 Garden of eden- http://www.sendspace.com/file/ay8...
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F.S. SONY ERICSSON K750 (USED)
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HAVE A K750 THAT HAS BEEN FLASHED WITH THE W800 SETTINGS PHONE SELLING FOR PARTS OR WHOLE FLAWS: CAMERA NOT CAPTURING IMAGES, JOYSTICK ITCHING, NEED HOUSING
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HOTTTTT...... LG KU990 Viewty Phone FOR SALE
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LG KU990 Viewty Touchscreen 5 Megapixel Camera with 2gb memory and other hot features. Call 351-1878 for details and more -- Edited by kells at 10:37, 2008-11-14
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Nuance PDF Converter Professional 5
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Nuance PDF Converter Professional 5.0 PDF Converter 5 is the worlds most accurate and best selling method for turning existing PDF files into fully-formatted documents, forms and spreadsheets complete with text, columns, tables and graphics. Precise conversion technology allows you to acces...
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Sony's $800 cell phone
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Hands-on review: Sony Xperia X1 It's not an iPhone, and for many that's half the appeal: Sony's $800 (unlocked) Xperia X1 is the most expensive mainstream cell phone on the market, but it's one of the sexiest handsets around that doesn't start with an "i" and end in "phone." The...
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Sony Ericsson announces the C510 and W580 mobile phones
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Sony Ericsson today announced two new mobile phones and introduces Smile Shutter technology which detects a person's smile and immediately takes a photo. The older C905 Cyber-shot model will be upgraded with several new features. The Sony Ericsson C510 Cyber-shot is an addition to the camera ran...
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SONY UNVEILS WORLDS LIGHTEST 8-INCH NOTEBOOK
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About the size of a business envelope and roughly as thin as a cell phone, the VAIO Lifestyle PC weighs just 1.4 pounds and is small enough to slip into a jacket pocket or handbag while integrating full-PC features. The model incorporates a high-resolution, 1600 x 768, LED backlit 8-inch ultra-wide d...
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Kool New Samsung P3 Audio Player
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Samsung's P3 media player, an iPod Touch-challenging capicitative PMP with "desktop" widgets, haptic feedback, extensive video and audio format support and a sleek metal case is heading to the US. Specs: Haptic feedback technology for new levels of tactile connectivity between t...
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LG LH90 LED Backlight HDTV
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A lot of new tings coming out soon LG opened up today's CES press bonanza by dropping the new LHX series (a new name for the LH95), a 0.97-inch 240Hz LCD with signals streaming from a wireless "media box." The size is 55 inches, and still no no word yet on price.Also new is the LH90 series,...
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FIFA STREET 3 240X320
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Hone your skills and roam the streets in your quest for the ultimate freestyling challenge. Bring your lightning reactions and silky skills to the blacktop to complete demanding tasks and own seasoned FIFA Pros. Then beat the best the world has to offer to take the title of Ultimate Street Footballe...
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(3GP) Busy Signal - Tic Toc ... The tune mad
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busy signal - tic toc.3gp - 5.72MB "Video Converted By Bizkid7"
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