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Nikki Z's mom battles cancer - Mother and daughter taking it 'day-by-day
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By asian, mediazoneja Reporter Popular radio personality Nikki Z says she is remaining hopeful that her mother can recover from her present battle with cancer. Carol Duhaney, Nikki Z's mother, was recently diagnosed with the disease and although there is no cure, the disc-jock is hoping that with...
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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashe...
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1) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie 4) When in doubt shroud you spout 5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong 7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8) If you think she's s...
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Harley Babes - Hilarious !!!
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Good guys unite
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Good guys unite Super Smash Brothers Brawl Review Tuesday, April 08, 2008 Gameplay - 10/10 The gameplay is addictive. These characters move with their own special flair. The range of characters is phenomenal and even though this game broke all the laws of physics, it's very life-like in a cartoonis...
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St James chef shot dead
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St James chef shot dead Wednesday, April 09, 2008 MONTEGO BAY, ST James - Swift action by a police team here Monday night led to the apprehension of the man who allegedly shot and killed Clive Wallace, a popular chef, outside his small restaurant here in the city.The firearm allegedly used by the accus...
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Police reopen 2003 Washington Boulevard abduction case
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Police reopen 2003 Washington Boulevard abduction case Wednesday, April 09, 2008 THE police, claiming to have new information, yesterday reopened the December 2003 Kemar Walters/Oliver Duncan abduction case in which policemen were said to be involved.Deputy Police Commissioner Mark Shield...
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Stars line-up for 5th Ja Int'l Invitational Meet
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Stars line-up for 5th Ja Int'l Invitational Meet Overseas commitments rule out MVP starsDANIA BOGLE, Observer staff reporter bogled@jamaicaobserver.com Wednesday, April 09, 2008 (From left) JAAA president Howard Aris; Olympians Juliet Cuthbert and Donald Quarrie; Minister of Sport, Olivi...
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What influence did your father have in your life?
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I have singled him out so that he will direct his sons and their families to keep the way of the Lord and do what is right and just. Genesis 18:19 NLT Soaking up Dad We teach our children even when we don't think school is in session. Too often we think our lessons are the sit-down kind, the planned-out kind....
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Has your family been a blessing?
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The godly walk with integrity; blessed are their children after them. Proverbs 20:7 NLT A heritage of blessings What better motivations exist for us to be people of integrity than that our children will be blessed for it! Parents who are godly, who live with integrity and truthfulness, are wonderfu...
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Jamaican Directions
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I was trying to find my dressmaker, and asked someone on the street for directions. This is what she told me: Tek a red and white mini-bus to Parade, den walk til yu reach de patty stand on Bruk-Down carner. Hask de gentleman deh how yu fi reach de lady wha mek de high culcha frock dem. Him will send yu to Miss...
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A certain staff member at a tourist resort had just started learning German and had been told to practice as much orally as possible. The staff member decided to start practicing with a co-worker who had absolutely no knowledge of the language. The co-worker did a good deed one day and, in reply, the Ge...
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Leroys Homework
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Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroys homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence ..* 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody. 2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good. 3. Catac**** - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody ge...
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Donovan Germain Resigns As Buju Banton's Manager
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Kingston-based Penthouse Records has announced its amicable separation from artiste Mark Myrie, more popularly known as Buju Banton. In a statement, CEO of Penthouse, Donovan Germain, noted that: I have been guiding and managing the career of Buju Banton for the last 18 years and the time has come...
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Parents clueless about son's death
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Antwain Moxam - Contributed "I went online this morning, hoping to see you log in like every other morning. It dawned on me when I didn't see that smiling face beside your name, that you are gone ..." This was one of the many comments posted by several baffled friends of Antwain Moxam on his HI...
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Holy Intellect
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Many moons ago, rap music was infl uenced by a NYC-based sect known as the FIVE PERCENT NATION OF GODS ANDEARTHS. From the Worlds Famous Supreme Team to Rakim to Wu-Tang Clan, the Gods sought to inspire and courted controversy. A look back at an eraand at the spiritual heart of East Coast hip hop itself....
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US bank robber held in Little London
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A sting operation carried out by the Fugitive Apprehension Team (F.A.T.), the Negril police and the Hanover Special Squad early Thursday morning netted a bank robber who is wanted for a robbery at a New York City bank in the United States. Arrested is forty-seven year old Donald Washington Gordon, o...
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Large and In Charge
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Jamaica has had seven nationally and one party elected prime minister since political independence. The vehicle used on the road to the prime ministers office comes by the name, political party. Indeed, in this post ideological Cold War world, the political party is the only globally recognized e...
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Jay-Z Hits the Jackpot
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On the hit 30 Something from his 2006 album Kingdom Come, Jay-Z boasted: You aint got enough stamps in your passport to f**k with Young HO, international. According to the New York Times, the rap behemoth who is set to close a handsome $150 million deal from Live Nationmight be right. Live Nation, a maj...
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Atomix Virtual DJ Professional v5.04 + Seria
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VirtualDJ is the hottest MP3 mixing software, targeting every DJ from bedroom DJs to professional superstars like Carl Cox. With its breakthrough BeatLock engine, your songs will always stay in the beat, and you can work your mixes incredibly faster than any other DJ could. > The automatic seam...
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'Digicel Rising Stars' goes Host Hunting
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nine persons have gone through screen tests for the job of host for the new season of the popular 'Digicel Rising Stars'. The organisers of the show have been looking for a candidate to replace Denise Hunt, who left the show after four years as host. Among the persons who were looked at as possible hosts...
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My confidant
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My confidantDear Pastor, I've been an avid reader since the '90s and I am compelled to seek your fatherly advice. Two months ago I met a guy on the internet. We became friends and exchanged numbers. After a month of conversing on the telephone, he revealed to me that he would like to start a relationship...
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The trouble at home
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The trouble at home Dear Pastor, I have known my present boyfriend since I was about 12 years old. At present, I am 29. We shared a close social relationship, one that was filled with love while we were children. I always had a strong feeling for him as a child and that feeling went on with me even to this day...
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34) The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground 35) Cloak the joker before you poke her 36) Encase that torch before you paint her porch 37) Cape your throbber before you bob her 38) After detection sheath your erection 39) Before you penetrate hide your magistrate 40) Don't surpri...
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Sex while flying - soar-gasms Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms Sex with a meat-eater - carnivore-gasms Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo - pompadour-gasms Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes - velour-gasms Sex while travelling - tour-gasms Sex with a big dog - Labrado...
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Men Create More Housework for Women
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Having a husband creates an extra seven hours of housework each week for women, according to a new study. For men, tying the knot saves an hour of weekly chores. ADVERTISEMENT "It's a well-known pattern," said lead researcher Frank Stafford, an economist at University of Michigan's Ins...
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Woman Talks, Man Hears
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What a woman says... This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now! What a man hears... blah blah blah blah blah C'MON! YOU AND I blah blah blah blah! blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah blah blah NO CL...
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Noah ark - A Modern Tale
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And the Lord spoke to Noah: ''In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and two of every kind of living thing on the planet. I am ordering you to build Me an Ark.'' And in a flash of lightning He d...
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Turner Brown
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A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 lb. Left testicle, 3 lb. Right testicle, Turner Brown. The small guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels d...
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Tina asks her husband, "Bret, would you like some granola; a slice of toast, and maybe some orange juice and coffee?" Bret declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At luncht...
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker(who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told h...
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The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, per...
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LEWIS. was due to be released by end of May AN inmate of the Fort Augusta Women's Prison is now on the run after escaping the cl**tches of prison warders who had taken her to get treatment at a medical centre yesterday. The woman, Regina Lewis, 28, escaped while in the custody of warders at the St Jago Park...
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A couple was watching a Channel special about an African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When a male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches. Later that evening as the husband wa...
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TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
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10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're s...
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Yo Mama So Fat, when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time. Yo Mama So Fat, NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer Yo Mama So Fat, she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her Yo Mama So Fat, when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...' Yo Mama So Fat, she has three sh...
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Dick Gregory at State of Black Union 08 Pt2
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Yo Mama So Ugly, she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure! Yo Mama So Ugly, minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..." Yo Mama So Ugly, we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would p...
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Dick Gregory apologizes to the first Black President
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Clintons made nearly $109M since 2000
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WASHINGTON - Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton and former President Clinton made nearly $109 million since they left the White House, capitalizing on the world's interest in the former first couple and lucrative business ventures. ADVERTISEMENT The Clintons reported $20.4 million in income for 2007...
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Bramma release video for 'Value of a lady'
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Jamaican Dancehall/Reggae artiste Bramma "D" Bomma, has released a second video. The track entitled "Value of a Lady" is Bramma's most popular song to date. The single was produced by another young and innovative producer, Jordan McGlure of Chimney Records and video produ...
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The mother of reggae icon Bob Marley rest in peace
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mediazone would like to send our condolences to the Marley family who just lost Mother Booker. The mother of reggae icon Bob Marley. She died at her home in South Miami. We at this time, would like to let the Marley family know that they are in our deepest thoughts and prayers.
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Hangin' housecoat Dear Pastor, I am 28 years old and married with two children. I have been married for nine years and have been with my husband since I was 13. When we lived in Jamaica and we were dating, he got a girl pregnant. I found out a year later after he moved to the States. It was very hard for me, but...
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Leon Danger has big dreams with ‘Plane Come’
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After waiting several years for that elusive hit to launch him into mainstream dancehall limelight, the hardworking Leon Danger is now upbeat about this prospect with his newest release The Plane Come. Plane Come is a continuation of Richie Spices The Plane Land one of the biggest songs in the count...
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Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity (Madd)
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Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity. 1.At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3.Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with...
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