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The bug on the windsheild.........cross....((JaydsTbalist))
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A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable fidelity practices when suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices off the mans penis and angrily tosses it out the window of the car. Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a man and his 10 year old daughter chatting away b...
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"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
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"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
Yesterday I made love to my wife."
The priest explained that there was nothing wrong with that.
"But Father, I did it with lust."
"That's alright", said the priest, "that was no sin."
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Forty years later, they're in the same hotel room they spent their honeymoon in. She takes off her clothes, lies down on the bed, spreads her legs... Her husband looks at her and he begins to weep uncontrollably. She says, "What's the matter?" He says, "Forty years ago, I couldn't wai...
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Oldsters Orgy
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The bl...
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prostitutes
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Three prostitutes are chatting in a bar one night and the topic comes up on how loose they are. The first one says, "Oh, three fingers." The second says, "Gotcha beat, my whole fist!" The third one just laughed and slid down the bar stool.
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PENIS APPLICATION
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The Day the Penis Asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workp...
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Paddy goes to Superdrug
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Paddy goes into superdrug and asks "Have you got K.Y Jelly?" The assistant says "No. Have you tried boots? " Paddy says " I want to slide in, not f**king march in! "
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The Wagon
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It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. "Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up. "That's mighty nice of you, " Willis answered, &...
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Naked Running in the Rain
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Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway. She yelled at Ralph, "Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband is home early!". R...
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Dirty jokes part 1
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Q)What does a Tampon, a Maxie pad, and Saddam hosain all have in common? A)They all Irratate Bush. Q)Whats warm and soft, when you go to bed, and hard, and stiff in the morning A)Vomit Q)Why do women have foreheads? A)So men have a place to kiss them after a Blowjob Q)Why did the guy buy his wife, a coat and a...
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Granny what is that called?
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Coming from his friend Johnny's house, Tom asks his Grandma, "What is it called when one person sleeps on top of another person in the same bed?" Grandma sighs and replies,"It's sexual intercourse darling." Later that evening Tom gets home and says, "Granny you were wr...
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A couple married for forty years........
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A couple married forty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road.
The woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here forty years ago."
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searched at the airport. Mad Crazy
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Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother
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Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, Mom, what are those things on your chest? Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didnt forget. The following morning he asked his father the same questi...
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Square NUts
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An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
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what is love?
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love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
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Things Women Should'nt Say After or During Sex....or Should We?
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Do i have to be here in the morning?
But everybody looks funny naked!
Do you smell something burning?
On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
But I just brushed my teeth...
Did you know the ceiling ne...
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KMT.... dem ppl here still a mek dem ting ere N sting dun(BT prob unno ppl rate it)
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MAN HELD FOR DANCER ICE MURDER
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One man has been taken into custody in connection with the death of popular dancer, Ice, whose real name was David Alexander Smith. The man, whose name has not yet been released, was taken into custody on Saturday, but is yet to be charged. Ice was shot dead about 7:55 a.m. on Boxing Day, moments after he...
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Secret behind the Us $20 bill (scary yo)
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This last one, The two planes that crashed wer ecalled american airline and united airline, and look a the picture, one on one side and one on the other, which the two planes were. yo dhis is scary, there is ah one dollar bill one too
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Rules Guys wished Girls knew...
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it down. 3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present! 5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expec...
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Chase Manhattan Old Lady
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A little old lady walked into the main branch of the Chase Manhattan Bank holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the young man at the window that she wished to take the 3 million dollars that she had in the bag and open an account with the bank. But first, she said that she wished to meet the president...
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$1 bill meets $20 bill
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A one-dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball ga...
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Life is backwards
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too...
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Epic Failiures !!!!!Really Funny!!!!!
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Only 11 positions left....who wants 1?????
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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, Ill give you $100 if youll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where Im supposed to promise to love, honor and obey and be faithful to her forever, Id appreciate it if youd just leave that out....
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Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…
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Yo mamas breath is so bad that when she breathes, her teeth duck out of the way.Yo mamas breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room.Yo mamas breath is so stank, when she talks her lips go numb.Yo mamas breath is sooo bad, she made Close Up back up.Yo mamas breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her f...
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The Guys' Rules
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Please note.. these are all numbered "1"ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon...
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nutures way poster
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natures way some of the stocks i used -- Edited by rooben at 00:14, 2008-12-28
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime A man will pay $2.00 fo...
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OUCH ........... lol !!!
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Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. It was an interesting conversation. The first surgeon said, I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.The second replied, I like to operate on electricians. You open...
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Blonde in a Horrible Accident
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A blonde lady totaled her car in an awful accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from it without a scratch. So, she waited on the side of the road until the officer came to help her. He was in awe. "Ma'am your car looks like it was jumped on by a family of elephants! Are you okay?" he a...
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Rolling Orange
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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? because he ran out of juice
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Frm boys to girls, its an improvement but A BAD 1 LMAO
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A CANT BELIEVE U REALLY "TOUCHED THE KIDS"
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Slow snail!
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A man was gardening one day and came across a snail. The man picked up the snail and tossed it away. A month later the man was inside his house when he heard a knock at the door. The man opened the door to find a snail on the ground. The man just stared as the snail said in an angry voice "What was that for!&...
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Coma
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When the nurse was bathing a female patient who had been in a coma for many months, she noticed a reaction when placing a sponge between her legs. When the doctor was notified, he called the husband and asked him to report to the hospital immediately. Upon his arrival the doctor explained that the nurse...
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Jamaicas first ever Video Music Awards will take place shortly. The RETV MVP Video Music Awards nominations are now out. The nominees were selected by a panel comprising RETV staff and industry personnel. The winners will be determined by the public who will vote by sending emails with their choic...
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The Tiger
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A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've b...
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Kim Kardashian in the mist, J-Goose Design
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Mek mi kno wut U think, -- Edited by J-goose productions at 23:25, 2009-01-10
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An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds. "No, not worth it!" "OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?" "No, not worth it!" "OK, 20?" "No, not w...
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EXCLUSIVE: VYBEZ KARTEL AND MOVADO SPEAKS OUT AFTER STING KLASH 2008!
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MOVADO NEW WORLD RECORD HOLDER
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These things are classic and no joke site can claim true supremacy on the world wide web without posting occassion light bulb jokes (yes weve done this before). So, without further ado - F&J will teach you how to change a light bulb (energy saving of course), no matter what stereotype you fit int...
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MZJA Banner ( Brukshut Blueprints) plz Vote
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Top 10 Signs You Need To Clean Your Pool
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Its the middle of winter, you probably havent looked at your pool in months and youre probably afraid to. Youve got no pool cover, nor have you even thought about installing one. Ignorance is bliss, and so is denial for that matter. Here are the top 10 signs that you need to really clean your pool You kno...
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Relationship Joke
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to 200 in 6 seconds Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his...
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