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Why I Fired My Secretary
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This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didnt feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, Happy Birthday!, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely sai...
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A simple Aeropostale thing{So Goosely}
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Bumper Stickers 46-60
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I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die. I said no to drugs, but they just wouldnt listen. Kill em all. Let God sort it out Protected by .357 Magnum 3 days a week. You guess which 3 Those who live by the sword get shot by those who dont. Fight crime - Shoot back Ever seen an UZI fired from a car window? Remember Fol...
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THE FRUIT OF BEAUTY PHOTO-DESIGNZ
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One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you Naturally the hippie ask...
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Last Day on the Job
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It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second ho...
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Birthday Present
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A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated...
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01. America good place to put chinese restaurant. 02. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok. 03. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. 04. Man who run behind car get exhausted. 05. He who refuses to listen is lying. 06. He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. 07. M...
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Blonde Story to End All Blonde Stories!
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Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde (of course!!), new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22-ft. Bayliner to perform. It wouldn't get on a plane at all and it was v...
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92 Years and still sexually active
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A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the Dr. saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the Dr. talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" The man replied, "Just doing what you...
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4 People 3 Parachutes
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"There was a flight that had only four people on it - the pilot, a young boy scout, an elderly pastor and a scholarly looking gentleman. During the flight the pilot came back and said that they were experiencing engine difficulties and that the plane was going to crash. The good news was that they h...
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Benson and Hedges
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Two old ladies were smoking cigarettes while waiting for a bus. It started to rain, so one old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! What is it that you put over you...
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A Lesson in Campground Etiquette
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My friend is a rather old-fashioned lady -- always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. When she and her husband began planning a week's camping vacation, she wrote to a particular campground and asked for reservations. She wanted to make sure that the campground was fully-equi...
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GHOST CAUGHT ON TAPE PART2 (MUST PREE PPL)
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why some gils play hard fi get
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U THINK OTHERS IN THIS SECTION ARE THICK CHECK THIS ONE OUT!!
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u LIKE ??> thats wut yall get for being so dam horny -- Edited by fyahhh at 23:27, 2008-06-23
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ACID RIDDIM 1994 (SHOCKING VIBES)
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here di rest of dis riddim buccaneer - hot like pepper frisco kid - hot patty general degree - either or either jigsy king - greatest wish junior tucker - hotness lady mackeral - money little kirk - make love to you lt stitchie - chat bout mad cobra - wife already silver cat & snagga P** - look good tanto...
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WHICH SCHOOL IS THE BEST SCHOOL IN JAMAICA
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On a scale of 1-10, how much wud u rate urself az?
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BE..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Beckham on the bench for Serie A debut
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ROME (AP) - David Beckham won't start in his Serie A debut Sunday against AS Roma, Milan coach Carlo Ancelotti said Saturday. "Beckham is ready to play even though he's been inactive for two months, but it's difficult to start him in the match against Roma," the ANSA news agency quoted Ance...
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Rihanna: Keep Your Hands off My Man
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Pull out the Vaseline - manufactured diva hopeful, Alexandra Burke, is trying to push up on Breezy, and RiRi is not having any of that: Rihanna is keeping boyfriend Chris Brown on a tight leash - she has banned him from having any contact with British pop star Alexandra Burke, according to reports. Bur...
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A guy walks into a sperm donor bank
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A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sp...
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Sisters of mercy... Lol
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution 10 Miles. He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says Sisters of Mercy...
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Icon Constructor converts images of any format into Windows icons. You can find many images on the internet and convert them to icons for use on your Windows desktop, in applications and much more. It supports Windows XP in 32-bit color depth with an alpha channel; now you can create semi-transparen...
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HarryPotter a real gangster
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How do u deal wit a girl who always callin your fone, and wanna visit you, even when u ignore many of her fone calls?
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IDIOT'S SEX GUIDE
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1. Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea. 2. There is no need for dice in role playing. 3. Intercourse doesn't happen on a highway. 4. If you engage in oral sex first, it's not called a head start. 5. If she says she's into "bondage," don't show her your financial portfolio. 6. You...
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Fi Di Wanna B Gyalist: How To Instantly Attract Any Woman You Want (E-BOOK) *-*
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Proven Field-Tested Secrets Most Successful "Naturals" Don't Want You To Know... To Attract Any Woman... Download
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Accused priest killer begs for mercy
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The man charged with the murder of Anglican priest, Father Richard Johnson, wept openly in court yesterday as he begged the jury for a chance to help his mother. Prince Vale, 25-year-old labourer of Stony Hill, St Andrew, said in an unsworn statement from the dock that it was not his intention to kill t...
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Case delayed - Light-bulb hearing put off as defence, prosecution clash over state witness
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North East St Elizabeth Member of Parliament Kern Spencer (right), along with Patrick Roberts, the People's National Party caretaker for West Central St Andrew, makes his way to the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate's Court in Half-Way Tree, St Andrew, yesterday. In the background, at centre,...
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Jennifer Loves Restraining Orders
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A 62-year-old man accused of stalking Jennifer Love Hewitt has been ordered to stay the hell away from her -- and the Universal Studios Backlot Tour -- for the next three years. JLH told a Burbank court she feared for her life after David Nolte began sending her more than 100 ridiculously graphic lette...
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Hargitay's Lung Collapses Again
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TMZ has learned Mariska Hargitay's suffered a partially collapsed lung over the XMAS holiday and it collapsed again today. Her rep would only confirm that a partially collapsed lung has sidelined the actress. We're told she has been readmitted to the hospital but will not miss any episodes. We do no...
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Turns out the Josh Brolin/Jeffrey Wright arrest video in Shreveport, Louisiana was tame -- compared to this incident. A woman had the crap beaten out of her by Shreveport's finest back in 2007. Watch what happens to this woman as she's interrogated for a DUI. The cop in the video was eventually fired....
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AGING MILDRED
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Mildred was a happily married old lady until recently when her husband died. She decided she would not live without him so she thought to end her life. she called her doctor and asked him where her heart was found. he told her it was just below the left breast. She went and got her dead husbands gun plannin...
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WOMEN ALWAYS WIN....POWER OF PUMPUM
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NBA BALLER CHARGED WITH SEXUALLY HAra**ING A DUDE
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MediaTakeOut.com just caught wind of a SHOCKING new lawsuit being filed. A man is claiming that NY Knicks superstar Eddie Curry sexually hara**ed him. Heres how the NY Post is describing the events: The stunning court papers claim [NY Knicks star Eddie] Curry, a married father of three, repeatedly...
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Kruddy To Host Y.V. Awards
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Upcoming heavyweights Darkcide International's latest protege Joel Harrison more popularly known as 'Kruddy' has once again been chosen by the committee of the Youth View Awards to host this year's Red Carpet affair.
The event set to unveil in the coming weeks will see the velvet ropes and inter...
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Brand New Alozade ON Advocate Riddim 2009 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Artist In Tract In Order of Appearance: Kardiac Arrest(Chorus) & Alozade & Smokey Benz & Dyce The Lawgiver; http://www.mediafire.com/?ymqiuozyomn
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Hot New jamaica's newest website better than myspace and Hi5 check it out build a profile now!!!!!
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What is Irie? Irie can be described as being at total peace with your current state of being. The way you feel when you have no worries. Irie City was created with this Irie theme in mind as a place where users of all backgrounds can form friendships, chat, share ideas, photos and much more. Create a profi...
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Bad Weather Riddim 2000
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bad weather 2000 - studio 2000.rar 68.81MB Tracklist: 01 - Lexxus - Redder Now 02 - Burro Banton - Order Of Distinction 03 - Elephant Man - Bow City 04 - Beenie Man - Development ...
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UR TOP TEN RIDDIMS FOR 2008?
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What r ur favourite riddims of 2008? Si my top 10 below: -- Edited by Silly at 03:44, 2009-01-03
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Diss iz what Mc Donalds and Burger King iz causing
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