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is it michael jackson
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little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god is both black and white little boy: mummy is god gay or strait? mummy: why god is both gay and strait little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?
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Newly wed couple
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this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex: wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u. husband: we're married now, u can tell me anything. wife: i'm flat chested. husband: i don't believe u..prove it. So she takes off her shirt. husband: holy shit i never seen...
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OBAMA PICKS HIS CABINET!!!
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Dead Pu$$y
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An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead P**y. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.
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Birds and Bees
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. Mother, where do babies come from? The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex. The daughter loo...
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the perfect day
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the perfect day The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial, massage, nap 7:30 Candl...
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Making Love To...
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How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess? A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right. A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit. And a airline stewardness says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.
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Mavado + Nike: Faster than a Bullet
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Mavado + Nike: Faster than a Bullet
Sportswear giant Nike has chosen Dancehall megastar Mavado to be a part of the largest consumer marketing campaign in the brand's history.
Nike has commissioned Mavado to appear in an EPK (Electronic Promotional Kit) and make an original track to support the J...
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Einstein Brand New Exclusive Singles
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blonde car accident
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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashe...
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DIDIER DROGBA has been dumped by Chelsea [KRAZILY DISAPPOINTED]
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DIDIER DROGBA has been dumped by Chelsea and Big Phil Scolari has sensationally admitted he does not care if he gets sacked as boss. AXED ... Didier DrogbaDrog is not in the squad for tonights FA Cup replay at Southend after he was savaged by Scolari for his miserable display in Sundays 3-0 hiding at Man...
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obama first-ever neigborhood ball to ft bow wow,jay-z & more
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Rapper/mogul Jay-z Hip-Hop soul queen Mary J. Blige and music icon Stevie Wonder will be among the stars on hand to celebrate the inauguration of President-elect Barack Obama at the first-ever Neighborhood Inaugural Ball. Obama will host The Neighborhood Ball: An Inauguration Celebration, whi...
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New Artist (Hot Culture Tune)
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http://www.zshare.net/audio/1792027728b63365/ Hot Culture Tune Done by Sean blizz writen by Grezzy................Mi like it.......... -- Edited by grezzy1 at 21:03, 2008-08-30
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Code word for sex lol
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A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter". T...
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Getting older.....very funny....lol...pree
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check out these pics!!!!! -- Edited by gullygallis at 01:50, 2008-07-29
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Y I Love Her
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A guy is sitting in a bar with his friends bitching about going home to his wife. His friends ask him why he doesn't want to go home to such a fine looking woman and he replies... "Well, the problem is that she has Gonnorrhea" So what say the friends, flip her over. "Well, she also has diarr...
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Naughty candy wrappers
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The real reason why we grind our teeth in our sleep
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The real reason why we grind our teeth in our sleep? And then you wonder why you have a bad taste in your mouth in the morning!
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KOOOOL TAT
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DIRTY JOKES...LMAO!!!
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Dirty Red Riding Hood
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Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!" To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a magnu...
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RAPPER SOULJA BOY REFUSES TO COOPERATE IN POLICE
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MediaTakeOut.com just got some troubling news. We were the FIRST NEWS SOURCE IN THE WORLD to tell you that last week rapper Soulja Boy was robbed at gunpoint by a group of goons. Well now MediaTakeOut.com has learned that Soulja Boy is refusing to cooperate with police. One person with insider detail...
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MANCHESTER CITY BIDS £175million for AC Milan superstar Kaka.
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MANCHESTER CITY last night offered a sensational £175million in a bid to land AC Milan superstar Kaka. Krazily Insane understands that City chief executive Garry Cook and deal broker Kia Joorabchian met Milan vice-president Adriano Galliani to make the world-record bid. Milan would pocket £100...
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Rated XXXmas - 28 ADULT Christmas Tunes (Comedy)
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Rated_Xmas_-_28_Adult_Christmas_Tunes - 160VBR 01 - Christmas Blow - Matt Rogers - Rated Xmas.mp3 02 - Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis - Matt Rogers - Rated Xmas.mp3 03 - Christmas Time For My P - - Is - Matt Rogers - Rated Xmas.mp3 04 - Christmas - Matt Rogers - Rated Xmas.mp3 05 - Depressed...
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A young wife, who was becoming frusrated with her young husbands'constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage. While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Hon...
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Bee Inn My Pu$$y (lol)
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One day a man and a woman were having sex and a bee flew up the womans P**y. The man took the woman to the hospital. The doctor said he was going to put some honey on the tip of his penis and lure the bee out. The doctor begins to lure the bee out, and soon realises it's not working, so he begins thrusting his peni...
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The Creation of p*u**y lmao
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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a p*u**y to their design. First was a butcher, smart with wit. Using a knife he gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole. Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvot he lined it within. Fourth w...
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Twist Again...
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It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. At the front door Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in.
'Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' he says.
'That''s cool.' says Bobby.
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Guy caught mastubating at work(lmaoo)(comedy)
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There was this couple who had been married for 50 years
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There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table that morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she replied, "Fifty years ago this very day, we were sittin...
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A woman recently lost her husband......
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A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter... Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the in...
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An 85-year-old man went to his doctors office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow. The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctors office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous...
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MAYB u shud use the other hand
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A professer gave his class an assignment, and the only reason for not finishing it would be if you were sick or a close relative died. So this guy raised his hand and said " What about sexual exhaustion?" The whole class burst out laughing. After the laughter died down the professer replied &...
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Polite way to pee.
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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee.&q...
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3 men walk into a bar. After they drink a couple of beers they are ready to leave, but the bartender won't let them unless they have 12 inches of dick between them. The first guy whips his out and shows 6 inches. The second guy drops his pants and shows 5 inches. Finally, the third guy shows his 1 inch dick. Th...
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Horny Guy
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The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping mon...
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a nuh my fault music video by sexy p
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Riddim Rulers cd 1991 & Bandit Cd 1992 2 Bandelero Riddim cd Request
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Riddim Rulers 1991 Cd Jammys 1.Cocoa TeaI'm The RoughestStormJammysLloyd "King Jammy" James19912.Thriller UHard To Say I'm SorryStormJammysLloyd "King Jammy" James19913.Sugar MinottI Love MusicStormJammysLloyd "King Jammy" James19914.Gregory Isaa...
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Which Jamaican Dance Buss Di Biggest 2 the World/Universe
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Which Dance Buss Di Biggest Inna Di World included every dance ever make, Some top dance include pon di river, willie bounce, signal di plane, log on, nuh linga, row di boat, tek weh yuh self, dutty wine, hot wuk very ting. Make A MAn Side And A Woman Side, think real hard Mi seh man dance a nuh linga And fi di...
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Alaine - Wine - Video
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Beres Hammond - No Disturb Sign - Video - Watch Now!
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What u think of the banner that is displaying now??? January 2009
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WHAT'S THE DEAL ABOUT VYBZ KARTEL'S FACE TATTOO'ED ON JEFFREY HYPE, IS IT TRUE AND IF SO DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHY?
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wa happen to aidonia
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NEW POWERFULL GATEWAY PC
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USBSTOR.SYS DRIVER »REQUESTING«
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Am askin anyone if they can get this drive jus link me up. With this driver i cant connect any usb thing to my pc n thats a big set bac, so please help me out on this one.
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GMail Desktop Studio V.1.1.0.2
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GMail Desktop Studio V.1.1.0.2 | 7 Mb GMail Desktop Studio brings all the features of GMail to your desktop. With a system tray notification system, a built in browser, and the ability to handle mailto links: GMail Desktop keeps your GMail accounts within a mouse click. GMail Desktop Studio allo...
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VYBZ KARTEL LAST MAN STANDING NEW DANCE NEW
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Buju Banton - African Pride - Watch Now!
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