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The Maid
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A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid.", answered the woman. "We don't have a maid!" "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house." "Well, this is her husband. Is she ther...
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Busta Gets Mad
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This is a joke that is really funny and it works!
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This is a joke that is really funny and it works! >An old lady walked into a Grocery Store. >She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy. >She went up to the cash register to buy the food. >The sales-lady told her that the store did not allow old ladies to buy >animal...
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Why I fired my secretary
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Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" And would probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning" Let alone any "Happy Bir...
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three type of sex
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There are three types of sex in a marriage. The first one is Kitchen Sex. This is when you are newlyweds, and you're still having fun, so you do it anywhere, anytime - but mostly the kitchen. The second type is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have settled down a bit and probably have kids, so you can't do it any...
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An elderly couple scheduled their annual medical examination the same day so they could travel together. After the examination, the doctor then said to the elderly man "You appear to be in good health, do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?&quo...
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Baby Pains
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A happily married couple having their first baby, were invited to make use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pains to the baby's biological father wherever he may be. Both were happy to try it. The pain transfer was set to 10 percent but the husband felt nothing.So th...
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ZOO TRIP
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DIS SHIT FUNNY AND A LIKKLE NASTY.. MI NEVA GO A ZOO AGAIN..LOL
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Three friends decided to bet each other $100 on who could make their wives scream more from sex. They all go home to have sex with their wives and make them scream. The next day the meet. The first friend says, "I made love to my wife for 2 hours and she was screaming for at least 1 1/2 hours....
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KIDS IN GRADE SCHOOL THINK FAST
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TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." _____________ TEA CHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! _____________ TEACHE...
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Respectfully Cheating MADDDD
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Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. "Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?" "Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..." "Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please." "Well,...
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Driving Lessons : Using Directionals
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Signal only when you feel like it.
If you feel you must use your directionals, make sure they blink only once, then turn them off.
Signal only after you change lanes.
When driving straight, make sure that at least one directional is blinkin...
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penalty kick
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Driving Lessons : Highway
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When entering a highway with an acceleration lane, do one of the following:
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2. Don't use the acceleration lane. As soon as the entrance ramp meets the high...
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The Jamaican Fireman
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A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife, "Ya know sumptin' womon, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station.... Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings we slide down de pole. Bell 3 rings -we jump on de engine and we's...
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Driving Lessons : Interpreting Traffic Signs
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Interpretation of Basic Traffic Signs
Don't Stop. Pull out in front of oncoming traffic.
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Men Are Great Listners
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A man goes to his doctor and says, I dont think my wifes hearing isnt as good as it used to be. What should I do? The doctor replies, Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesnt respond keep moving closer a...
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KOOL ALEIN SEX
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There was this couple sitting on the porch in Westmoreland, Jamaica watching the sun go down. All of a sudden this shooting light went across the sunset. Wife: "A wha dat?" Husband: "A mus' one space ship." Wife: "Spaceship???? You damn Eeediat!!" A little while la...
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Manchester High edge Manning's
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Manchester High edge Manning's
Jonique Gaynor, Staff Reporter
Though the final scores were not impressive, the match between The Manning's School and Manchester High was perhaps one of the most exciting of the entire season.
Both teams were yesterday competing for a spot in the quarte...
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A teenager girl asked her mom is it true babies come out where boys put their penis? Mom says yes. The girl responds wont that break ma jaw!!
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Why Women Are So Cranky
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We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, *la*hming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our backs. N...
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Twisted Nursery Rhymes
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Mary Had a Little Lamb Mary had a little lamb, Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two hunks of bread. Little Miss Muffet Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, Her clothes all tattered and torn. It wasn't the spider That crept up beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn. Simple...
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LOL LOL LOL FUNNY AS HELL LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chin Lee: Hilarious
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A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later he received this report: MOST HONORABLE SIR: YOU LEAVE HOUSE, I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLO...
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THIS IS TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THAT SECOND BABY WAS THE BEST!
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The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church. One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other s...
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Caller: Hello, can I speak to *Annie Wan* ?*Operator:* Yes, you can speak to me.*Caller* : No, I want to speak to *Annie Wan*!*Operator*: Yes I understand you want to speak to *anyone.*You can speak tome. Who is this?*Caller* : I'm *Sam Wan*. And I need to talk to *Annie Wan! *It's urgent.*Operator*...
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the lawyer funeral
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A man reluctantly attends his laywer's funeral expecting to be one of the one people there, and is suprised to see a huge turnout for this one terrible man. He turns to the people around him. Why are you all at this lawyer's funeral? he asks. A man turns towards him and says, We''re all clients. And you ALL...
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A lady walks into her doctors office ...
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A lady walks into her doctors office screaming. She yells, "Doctor, Doctor my breasts are hairy! What do I do?" The doctor asks, "Well, how long does the hair grow?" The lady replies, "From here to my penis, but that's a different story!"
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State Trooper
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state trooper pulls a car over for speeding. In the car is an old lady who is hard of hearing and her husband. When the trooper asks the lady for her driver's license the lady responds, Heh, what did he say? The old man speaks up as he says, HE NEEDS YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE. A few minutes later the trooper come...
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computer diagonis
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One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do abo...
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The Professional ( Very Funny )
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A man went to his appointment with the urologist. In the examining room he told the doctor, "Don't laugh!" "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In more than twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," the man s...
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Blackspyda designs **just trying**lol
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mi know them nuh look good but just leave a comment please nuh try bruk mi down lol mi just start designs talk the honest truth me a beg uhnuh but not too raw go easy wid mi lol -- Edited by blackspyda at 14:11, 2008-03-11
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The Bottom Line
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A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon. All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink. The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the butt?" The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips.&...
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unnu woudda want the all a the dragon ball z episode them mi want to know so mi no waste time upload them fi noting mek mi know if unnu want them
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Toccara acts a fool on Celebrity Fit Club!!!! She bad still...lol
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VA-Massive B Presents-Yard Bounce-2001
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The Old Couple
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Parkinsons Disease - a chronic disease of the central nervous system caused by lowered levels of the inhibitory neurotransmitter dopamine. Symptoms include muscular tremors and weakness. Once you get this definition it should be clear. This man & woman have been married to each other for ove...
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Doc on sexual molestation charge to face court
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A medical doctor accused of sexually molesting a teenage boy is to appear in the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate's Court on Thursday to answer several charges. Dr Dwight Pusey, who is attached to the Kingston Public Hospital, was arrested and charged on Saturday. He was granted $150,000 bail wi...
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AMAZING: African girl in many different positions
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Tha man yah HAAAAAARD!
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TIRED OF BEING BROKE?
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Interested in earning some extra cash from the comfort of your own home? THEN COGNITEL JAMAICA'S WORLD WIDE HOME BASED JOBS WOULD BE PERFECT FOR YOU. ITS IDEAL FOR STUDENT, SINGLE PARENTS OR JUST ANYBOBY WHO JUST WANTS TO EARN SOME EXTRA CASH. INTERESTED PERSONS CAN EMAIL beautiful_dee2003@hotmai...
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Plies-I_Am_The_Club-(TV)-XVID-2008
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Queen Of The Blondes
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famous people say the darnest thing
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There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do." Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of State) "Things you'll never hear a woman say: 'My, what an attractive scrotum!' Patricia Arquette "And God sai...
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ELephant Man - Set Up Riddim
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After 50 years of marriage
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A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.' 'Well,' G...
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