This is a joke that is really funny and it works!
>An old lady walked into a Grocery Store.
>She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy.
>She went up to the cash register to buy the food.
>The sales-lady told her that the store did not allow old ladies to buy
>animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot of old ladies
>like to eat the animal food themselves.
>So the old lady went home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy
>her dog food.
>The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around But the
>Saleslady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home and
>brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food.
>The next day the old lady went to the Grocery Store again carrying a big
>container. She went up to the sales lady and said, 'Put your hand inside
>here'. The Saleslady shook her head. 'NO', she said, 'there is probably
>something in there that will bite me!' 'I promise you that there is nothing
>in here that will bite you'. the old lady said. So the Saleslady stuck her
>hand inside the container and screamed.
>To find out what was inside the container you must COMMENT!!!! NOW