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Top Signs of Net Addiction You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed. You get a tattoo that reads This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3 or higher. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty...
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final confession funny
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Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband Adam at her side. She kept trying to tell him something, but he kept saying, "Shhhh, don't worry now darling, just rest." "But honey," she whispered, "I need to make a confession before I die... I slept with your brother, you...
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big 10 inch
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Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one.. "I sure do," he replied and reached into his pocket and pulled out a 10 inch Bic lighter. "Wow!" said his friend, "where did you get that monste...
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funny shit just hitting puberty
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Therapy session
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Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy. He turned to the second mom. 'Your obsession is with money. Ag...
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New single From Koppa C ft D-Idol Need Feedback
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DIRTY JOKER BEATS...... LINK ME
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http://www.myspace.com/dirtyjokerbeats CLICK FI RIDDIMS AND BEATS... WE HAVE IT!!!!! -- Edited by Canuck031 at 02:36, 2008-05-10
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WORST FOOTBALL MISSES EVER!!!!
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Harry Toddler's baby mother and girlfriend...who is hotter?
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Tina is his baby mother and Mad Michelle, his girlfriend UMMM IDK
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Make Money Online Free
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Step 1) Create a PayPal account on http://paypal.com/ Step 2) Create a Bux.To account on http://bux.to/?r=coldwarworm Step 3) Surf the ads on the page 'Surf Ads' to earn money! Step 4) Once you earned amount you want cashout using paypal or http://www.AWSurveys.co...
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Deva Bratt Soon To Release?
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Old People Problems
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OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at...
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have a good laugh
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A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the o...
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japanees a preten fi be ronaldinho lololol must pree loloo
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Drunk Superhero
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Two guys were sitting at a bar on the 40th floor of a skyscraper and were totally plastered. The first guy said, ''Hey, I'll bet you a million bucks that I can jump out of this window, fly around the building, and land right here next to you!'' Being so totally wasted, plus hearing a completely impossible...
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Piggy Bank
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Look at my piggy bank after I paid taxi fare today.
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TRUTH BEHIND HIP HOP
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[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=UfIBAWAneoo] -- Edited by Kareem AkA DJ FRESH at 22:20, 2008-05-17
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Sean Paul gets punk'd
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what u think about Barbee
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Hey ppl wa uno think about that barbee girl -- Edited by Clarksman at 13:10, 2008-05-19
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Nuclear xplosion (Tell if a it this rohan)me no kno
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Ridiculous Member Posts
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WHO DO U THINK IS BETTER OR CAN B BETTER ? DASECA OR STEPHEN ?
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BOTH PRODUCERS ARE AT IT, BUT WHO DO U THINK HAS THE EDGE ?
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Disney Divorce Court
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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge said, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me." "I didn't say she was insane!" exclaimed Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy!&q...
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bar alligator
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A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued." The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you....
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Gimmie Gimmie by blap & Shaneversion (Up Comming Artistes)
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shoplifting
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A man walks into a music store and wants to buy a good, old-fashioned vinyl record. He gets the record and is ready to check out when he discovers that he forgot his wallet. Instead of going out and getting his wallet, he decides to steal the record. So he sticks it down his pants. Of course, the cashier sp...
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Blondes in a Convertible
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Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while. Then one of the girls had the bright idea to...
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BOOOOFF!!!!!
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One night a man was was relaxing watching TV when out of the kitchen comes his wife with a pan --BOOF!-- "a who nayme Shiela?" asked the wife, "mi disya payp eena yuh pocket wid di nayme Shiela pon it, who is she?". The man rubbing his headback said "me and Richie did dung ah di r...
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Iron man after the credits( Sequel in di making)
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Getting married to a divorced partner
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Dear Pastor, I'm a young lady who has been involved with a divorcé, engaged and was to get married in a couple months. I recently got baptised. I was reading my Bible and I saw where it says marrying a guilty partner is wrong. Am I misinterpreting this whole thing? Please tell me, because I really love thi...
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Please ignore 'carried' news Dear Pastor,
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Dear Pastor, First, I would like to commend you on the wonderful job that you are doing and have done. Anyway, I have a problem and would like any suggestion you can give. I've been with a guy for two years now. My children love him very much and so do I, but the problem is that since we've been together, we ar...
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WHO'S THE BEST FOOTBALLER IN ENGLAND
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50 Cent/News Corp Merger Reports False
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Violator Management has confirmed with AllHipHop.com that reports of a proposed merger between rapper 50 Cent and Rupert Murdochs News Corporation are false. According to reports, the rapper was supposedly negotiating a $300 million dollar deal that would have brought 50 Cent to MySpace Record...
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WILL.I.AM PRODUCESMichael Jackson
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Michael Jackson is joining forces with Will.I.Am to finally make that comeback happen. Mike is expected to move somewhere up in New York to start working again. Congrats Poughkeepsie, N.Y there is a star in your midst! Rumor has it, Jackson is moving into a gated community up top and hopes to start rec...
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Biker Bar Interview
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A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door. She proclaimed, "I want to join your biker club." The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requ...
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Simpson Miller tags JLP with failing grade
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Opposition Leader Portia Simpson Miller has dubbed the eight-month-old Bruce Golding administration a failure. "I am not going to rate them on any scale. I give them a failing grade," Simpson Miller said. Last September, Simpson Miller led the People's National Party (PNP) to its firs...
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Disaster fund for St Catherine
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The St Catherine Parish Disaster Planning Committee is trying to establish a disaster fund to assist persons who are victims of disaster more quickly. Parish Disaster Coordinator Patricia Lewis said the sum being sought is about $500,000. She claims this money will allow help to reach disaster vi...
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D'Angel heats up the kitchen
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Krista Henry, Staff Reporter D'Angel shows the meal she prepared to THE STAR. "They have me as a big chef all over the world," declared STAR of the month, D'Angel, before preparing lunch for the 'In the kitchen' feature last Tuesday at her home. At the end of the day, THE STAR team was eager to...
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New love with old love's pal
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Dear Pastor, I am in need of some advice. My problem is this. After being with my baby father intimately for the past six years, I am no longer in love with him. Certain feelings have diminished. We have three children together, and we have been through a lot. We have had the usual fair share of relationsh...
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Tainted liquor kills 59 people in India
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NEW DELHI, India (AP) -- Locally brewed liquor apparently tainted with lethal chemicals killed at least 59 people in southern India over the weekend, police said Monday. Bootleggers began selling the deadly brew on Saturday after police shut authorized liquor shops in parts of the Karnataka stat...
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Ecstatic Extatic Fridays
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Absolute Entertainment Extatic Fridays, staged at The Pantry, New Kingston, last Friday, was slow in gaining momentum and failed to climax to a thrilling end. The party, staged under the theme 'Inchz', suffered because it was in proximity to May Daze, which was being staged only a stone's throw awa...
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Highway 2000
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This is probably what the first day was like on Highway 2000: Toll Booth Collector: Morning sir, the toll will be $55. Skinny the Taxi man: $55 unda yuh Mumma! Yuh know how long mi a drive pon dis yah road yah and now oonu want come charge man fi drive pon we owna road. Is kill oonu want kill off poor people! Mi...
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Me Best Fren and Me Man
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Me always hear people a talk bout weh dem woulda do if dem find dem man and dem best friend together inna bed, but me neva know it woulda happ'n to mi a backside! Mi sey mi an' de man together fi five years and me know the girl fi 'bout six years. Me and she work a de same place and she know how much me really love de...
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Yea, mi rich and happy, Abena to the world. How some gal ah gwaan like dem hot and dem a feed dem pickney pon Lasco and Evaporate Milk? Mi is a girl tek care of my daughter, mi woulda rather go hungry than mek she short a nothing. Some gal fi stop go dance and left dem pickney wid dem madda or dem girlfriend. Yu n...
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No Chain, No Kartel - Jigsy
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Last Thursday saw the unfolding of a new turn of events as ace Bembe selector Jigsy took charge of Asylum with their new pre-summer club series dubbed 'Hardcore Thursdays'. Jigsy and sidekick Penny Bling governed the night's proceedings and did deliver on their promise to make it a memorable one. Th...
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Jeffery Hype Survives Shooting Incident
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Portmore Empire's wingman Jeffery Hype survived a close call with death last Thursday after the white Toyota Corolla motorcar he was driving was shot by men in the vicinity of Cassava Piece. When 876radio.com contacted Hype he told us that everything was ok and no injuries were sustained as he relat...
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VA-You Riddim 2008 good one!
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Doggy - Tu (You for Spanish) El Soldado - No Me Averguenzo(You Riddim) Gonin - Lucha Por Tu Sueńo mario b_-_claro que si Munga - Talk dem talk ( Dub ) noah_-_doesnt matter Sherwin Gardner - You yan - Megamix! Tapon-Pongo mi Mirada en El You Riddim Instrumental [spoiler]http://www.shareonall.com/Y...
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INTENSE HEAT MAY 31 2K8 CHECK IT OUTTTT
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DYNASTY PROMOTION PRESENTS
INTENSE HEAT DI 31 OF MAY
VENUE: EBONY VALE COMMUNITY CENTER
MUSIC: AUDIGY AND PUNCHLINE SOUND SYSTEM and GUEST DJ
ITS AN ALL DAY ANSD NIGHT AFFAIR, NETBALL , FOOTBALL COMPETITION DURING DAYS AND MORE GAMES AND PARTYING IN DA NIGHT.
ADM: MALES 200( 1 FREE GUINE...
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Digital Film Tools 55mm v7.5.5 for Photoshop
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Digital Film Tools - 55mm is the definitive set of digital optical filters meant to simulate popular glass camera filters, specialized lenses, optical lab processes, film grain, matte generation, exacting color correction as well as natural light and photographic effects--all in a controlled...
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requesting conscious-the winner
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onOne Software FocalPoint v1.0.0.2 for Photoshop
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The use of selective focus has been part of photography since the very first lenses where invented. There are many techniques used to control either the plane of focus or removing sharpness from edges. The most common way to do this is by controlling depth of field in the camera by using a large apertur...
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