Jaxx is my evil schizophrenic alter ego hell bent on total domination of the multiverse. Naw too complicated. Jamaica Jaxx is a new sexual position that I invented using my higher intellect in between scheming for world domination. Funny but close to the truth. 

I have had the name DJ Romeo almost 34yrs now. When I go on other sites there is a million Romeo's so I had to come up with a unique name to distinguish myself from lesser beings. Besides the name DJ Romeo is quite deceptive I got the name because I had a girlfriend named Juliet but quite frankly I suck at relationships. The World Dominion obsession gets in the way every time. I must make the huge sacrifice and rule alone.

The Jaxx thing has nothing to do with masturbation. I am paying homage to Basement Jaxx. Again not a bunch of guys having a circle jerk in the basement. You base demented creatures. But an awesome group of music producers/djs.

So puny earthlings until I am your Lord and master call me Jamaica Jaxx.