A rasta man buy a bike from a man di bike couldnt go over 10 miles a hour so him go to him obeah man cousin an tell him that him want di bike fi fast, anyhow di obeah man do him ting an seh when yu want it go fast cuss a badword an when yu want it stop call out jesus, di rasta pick up him woman an seh mums watch diss an shout b*m**o hole di bike tek off di way di bike a move di rasta seh *la*hdc**t di bike pick up more speed di rasta start lose control an nuh know weh fi do dem start head to a precipice an as dem almost run over it di woman bawl out jesus di bike suddenly stop di rasta catch him breath look over di precipice turn to him woman an seh cassy wi lucky nuh b*m**oCLAAaaaaat