Two young policemen fresh out of training school see Ninjaman down by St,. Marys Church
Carrying a wooden door around 11.00pm carrying a wooden door (yuh know de ones wid louvers)
One of the officers say to the other
This look very fishy, leh we go and find out where Ninjaman get this door from.
Excuse me sir exactly what it is you doing and where de hell you going wid this door this time of night? One police asked.
Ninja man stopped, looked around placed the door on the ground while still holding it upright, got behind it,
Pull down the louvers, peeping out at the police and said:
Wunna got a warrant to come in hey?