Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco has his own cereal line, but it turns out the Pro Bowler is promoting more than just a breakfast snack.
The phone number printed on Ochocinco's cereal boxes directs callers to a phone sex line that offers "the sluttiest girls your nasty imagination can dream." The voice who answers the call promises that "me and my ultra-hot girlfriends will do whatever it takes to pleasure you," and the woman does not spare detail when mentioning multiple sexual positions.
The Bengal's cereal promotes Feed the Children, which has the number 888-HELP-FTC. The cereal box, however, displays a slightly different toll-free area code: 800-HELP-FTC.
YO NO LIKE WHAT?? YO DEH MISS OUT NUFF DEN.. AHH MI RASTA FREN..
FI REAL MAN A RASTA AN NUH INNA DEM TING DEH...MI GET DI OFFER MORE TIME STILL AN A FEW TIME MI GI DEM IT FI NIBBLE PON BUT MI NUH ENJOY IT BREDDA MI NAH LIE