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Date: 07:20 05/19 2010

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How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but can't eat it.

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant lol

What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
Money. lol

What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
It's not hard.

Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
She is the one who can eat the last donut!

What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A pick pocket snatches watches.

-- Edited by Ill-matic on Wednesday 19th of May 2010 07:32:17 AM

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