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Topic: WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE....I'M BROKE !!!............DWRL !!!!!!!!!!!!

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LaDy J
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,  to beconfronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good  morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple

Minutes ofyour time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-poweredvacuum cleaners...

' 'Go away!' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' andshe proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door
And pushed  itwide open... ''Don't be too hasty!'' he said.  ''Not until

You have at leastseen my demonstration.''

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her

Hallway carpet.


''Now, if this  vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this

Horsemanure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat

The remainder.''

The old lady stepped back and said, ''Well let me get you  a fork, 'causethey cut off my electricity this morning."




-- Edited by LaDy J on Thursday 6th of May 2010 05:25:57 PM

-- Edited by LaDy J on Thursday 6th of May 2010 05:30:25 PM

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lmaolmao HAHAHAHA lmaomad U need fi change the color tho hurt my eyes

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lol lol

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KrYsIs wrote:

lmaolmao HAHAHAHA lmaomad U need fi change the color tho hurt my eyes



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