A Jamaican man driving his new BMW pulls over 4 some air, a truck crashes into his door, sending it flying off the hinges. When the police arrive, the Jamaican tells them "Star, di man jus rip di door offa mi new bimma." The policeman replies, "U Jamaican's are so materialistic, ur so worried about ur door, u didn't even realize ur hand was ripped off as well." The Jamaican looks at his amputated hand and screams b***!! Mi rolex gaan!!