1. QUIVA SAY "FROM NOW ON I WILL CHANGE MY NAME, MY NEW NAME IS MRS.PUN

2.MAN GO TO THE GAS STATION AND SEE THE PRICE AND SAY "GAS CHEAP EEH"

3.SMADDY GO TO KARTEL AND SAY"JAH KNO STAR, A LONG TIME MI NUH HEAR NUH NEW TUNE WID YUH"

4.TEK A BUSS FROM HALF WAY TREE TO CONSTANT SPRING AND TELL THE DUCTA KEEP THE CHANGE

5. PASTOR COME TO YOU AND ASK YOU "MI A BEG YUH, BUN DI LATEST DANCEHALL DEM PON DIS FI MI, NUH PUT TOO MUCH GULLY"

6.SMADDY GO TIVOLI AND SAY OUT LOUD "DUDUS SHUD BE ARRESTED"

7.GO DIGICEL, KNOWING THAT THE  CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RITE AND SAY "CUD U SELL MI A HUNDRED DOLLAR BFREE"

8.GO TO A SEVEN DAY CONVENTION AND SAY "I CARRY MY LUNCH, WUD ANYBODY BE INTERESTED INNA HAM SANDWICH AND SOME OF MY PEPSI"

9.CALL EEEN PON BRUCE TALK SHOW AND SAY "MR.GOLDING, I WUD JUST LIKE TO ASK U ONE FAVOR, CUD U SEND 25 DOLLAR TO MI FONE"

10.LOOK A GIRL, GET HAR FI GO INNA BED WID YUH AND YUH SAY "UMM BABES, U SURE U WAAH HAVE SEX?"