It warmsthe bed in winter,

And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be loud,

Some leave a powerful,

Poisonous cloud.

Or a fart can be long,

Some farts have been known

To sound like a song......

A fart can create

A most curious medley,

A fart can be harmless,

Or silent , and deadly.

While others are vile,

A fart may pass quickly,

Or linger a while......

In a number of places,

And leave everyone there,

With strange looks on their faces.

To small elevators,

A fart will find all of

Us sooner or later.

Is simply not true-

We must never forget.......

Good old farts like you!