The priestin a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten henshe kept in the hen house behind the church.
One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the c**k was missing.He knew about c**k fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation'Has anybody got a c**k?' All the men stood up 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c**k?' All the women stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c**kthat doesn't belong to them?'
Half the women stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn'twhat I meant. Has anybody seen MY c**k?'
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.