We've always thought George Clooney's Italian girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis was one lucky lady - on the basis that waking up next to George's not-so-ugly-mug is better than a smack in the face. But now we're actually physically sick with jealousy. Forgoing the usual tradition of buying Elisabetta a rock, generous George has actually forked out for a whole island for her - Loreto island on Lake Como in Italy to be precise. We presume our present is in the post...