THESE ARE THE 8 CRAZIEST INVENTIONS MAN KIND WUD EVER COME OUT WID IF THEY WERE INVENTED

1. WASH AND WEAR CONDOMS-THESE CONDOMS ARE DURABLE AFTER ONE USE , JUST WASH IT DRY IT AND WEAR AGAIN

2.ALL IN ONE WIFE REPLACER-THIS HEAVY DUTY MACHINE CARRIES A STOVE AT THE TOP AND A WASHING MACHINE AT THE SIDE.ALSO CARRIED A EXTENSION FOR A IRON BOARD-------------WHEN U BUY THIS MACHINE, U MAY WANT TO MARRY IT AFTER

3. DATA INFERNO----A FLASH DRIVE AT ONE END AND A LIGHTER AT THE OTHER FOR THOSE LONG WAITS WHILE TRANSFERRING FILES U MAY TO HOLD A QUICK SMOKE

4-THE "MEK MI SEET NUH" PROJECTOR- THIS MACHINE PROVIDES A SOLID CARBON COPY OF THE ORIGINAL OBJECT, SO THEY CAN HOLD IT IN THEIR HANDS WITHOUT TOUCHING YOURS.....BUILT FOR THE JAMAICANS WHO LIKE TO SEE WITH THEIR EYES AND HANDS

5. PORTABLE LIE DETECTORS- THIS MACHINE WAS BUILT FOR THE "MI HEAR SAY" PPL, IT READS UR FEELINGS AND CAN TELL IF YOUR FRIEND IS TELLING THE TRUTH OR TRYING TO START A RUMOUR

6. THE ULTIMATE GYAL LOOKER DEVICE- THIS EQUIPMENT IS A FAVRITE AMONG THE WASTE MEN, IT SOURCE WHICH WOMAN AVAILABLE AND ALSO LOOK DI GYAL FI DEM....THEYRE GOING FAST!!!!

7.ALL PURPOSE LAZY BOY COUCH-THIS COUCH HAS FINALLY BEEN PERFECTED FOR THE NORMAL LAZY FUQQAS.... IT COMES WITH A TOILET SEAT, A FRIDGE ON ONE SIDE, AN EXTENSION FOR A TV OR LAPTOP ON THE OTHER SIDE AND THE ARMS HAVE CONTROLS FOR RADIO ALSO, IT IS THE DREAM EVERY MAN WANTS

8. THE WIFE/GF SILENCER...............THIS REMOTE HAS BEEN BUILT IN DEMAND FOR THE MALES WHO GET FED UP OF THE CUSSING OF THER WIVES, THIS REMOTE COMES WITH THE FEATURE TO SILENCE HER WHEN SHE BEGINS TO START AN ARGUMENT