DEAR ZONE



MY NAME IS NORMAN, IM FROM KINGSTON, IM A BIG FAN OF YOUR "DEAR ZONE" LETTER BUT MI WAAH TELL U A EPISODE WEH HAPPEN TO ME ONE TIME

BOUT 3 YEARS AGO MI A COME HOME FROM DANCE  BOUT 3:00 AM ZEEN(POLICE LOCK IT OFF)

ANYWAY WHEN MI REACH HOME MI DROP INNA DI BED, TEK OFF ALL A MI CLOTHES, ZONE!!!! MI SWEAR TO GOD, MI SEE A PRETTY COOLIE GYAL COME OUTTA THE CLOSET WID HAR NOSE BORE, HAR HAIR SHORT!! SKIN COOL, JUST A WEAR A RED G-STRING.......MI FRIGHTEN YUH ****, THE GYAL JUMP PON MI AND A RIDE  AWF MI ROD, GYAL PUS.SY WARM LIKE BAKERY OVEN AND IT TITE, WHEN SHE START KISS ME, IT FEEL SO COLD, COME EEN LIKE A ICY MINT INNA MI MOUTH, MI CUDNT MOVE, MI STIFF LIKE A BOARD FROM HARDWARE AND LUMBER..................MI NOT EVEN DID A WEAR NUH BOOTS.............MI END UP BRUCK INNA DI GYAL.....................

WHEN MI WAKE UP DI NEXT DAY,MI BALLS SWELL LIKE A WATERMELON, MI GAAH UWI HOSPITAL DEM A TELL MI SEH.  MI HAVE HERNIA MI HAFFI GUH DO SURGERY.................SAME TIME MI SISTER CALL MI TELL HAR WAH HAPPEN, SHE SAY "YAAH IDIOT, YUH NUH SEE A DUPPY FUQQ U OFF, GO LINK A MADDA WOMAN"

ANYWAY WHEN MI GO DEH, DI WOMAN RUB OLIVE OIL PON MI SEED AND IT DRAW DUNG, THANK U GOD, THAT WAS A DEVASTATING MOMENT IN MY LIFE!!!

ANYWAY GWAAN HOLD THE FAITH BREDDA BLESS UP

NORMAN