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Three explorers were
discovering new lands. They
meet a tribe of cannibals.
"alright, here's the deal new
guys. You're going to die, one
way or another we're going to
kill you, eat your insides, and use
your skin for our canoes. But
you can choose how you die. So,
what will it be?" The first
explorer thought for a minute
and said "I'll take a gun." So the
cannibals gave him a gun and he
shot himself. The Second
explorer said, "I'm not that
dramatic, give me some poison."
And in moments he was also
dead. The third explorer thinks
just a bit longer and after
deciding announces "I'll take a
fork" the cannibals look at each
other and are confused but
decide to comply. The explorer
takes the fork and begins to stab
himself all over. After losing
quite a bit of *lo** he uttered
his final words, "HA! So much for
your Canoe!"
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