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MARTIAN888

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Date: 16:20 10/28 2009

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Three explorers were

discovering new lands. They

meet a tribe of cannibals.

"alright, here's the deal new

guys. You're going to die, one

way or another we're going to

kill you, eat your insides, and use

your skin for our canoes. But

you can choose how you die. So,

what will it be?" The first

explorer thought for a minute

and said "I'll take a gun." So the

cannibals gave him a gun and he

shot himself. The Second

explorer said, "I'm not that

dramatic, give me some poison."

And in moments he was also

dead. The third explorer thinks

just a bit longer and after

deciding announces "I'll take a

fork" the cannibals look at each

other and are confused but

decide to comply. The explorer

takes the fork and begins to stab

himself all over. After losing

quite a bit of *lo** he uttered

his final words, "HA! So much for

your Canoe!"

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Date: 02:47 11/03 2009

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