A Priest has a number of hens and one rooster. One Saturday

he goes into the coop to get some eggs, and can't find the rooster... This bothers him because he knows that some people in the community engage in c**k fighting and may have stolen the c**k.

The priest figures he can find the culprit at church

the next day. On Sunday, he gets up in the pulpit

and says, 'all of you who have a c**k, stand up'!

ALL THE MEN IN THE CHURCH STOOD UP.

' No, no!' says the priest, 'I mean all of you who have seen a c**k, please stand up'. ALL THE WOMEN IN THE CHURCH STOOD UP. No, no!', says the priest. 'I mean, all of you who have seen a c**k that doesn't belong to you, stand up'.

HALF OF THE WOMEN IN THE CHURCH STOOD UP.

' No! You still don't understand. All of you who have

seen my c**k, stand up'.

ALL OF THE NUNS, HALF THE ALTAR BOYS,

AND ONE GOAT STOOD UP.