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lvgcruzan
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THE VACUUM CLEANER SALESMAN
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A little old lady in Kingston answered her doorbell, only to be confronted by an eager young man displaying a shiny new vacuum cleaner.  "Good mawnin lady' said the young man. can I demonstrate di greatest and latest vacuum cleaner fi come out ah di United States. Theres nothing like it.' The old lady replied, guweh! mi broke and dont have any money!'' Before she could close di door, di young man wedged him foot inna it and pushed it open. Not so fast, lady. Gimmie a chance fi show you ah demonstration.'' While saying that, him dump a bucket of horse %&%* pon her carpet.  ''Now, watch me remove every trace of this manure from your carpet. If di vacuum cleaner does not do di job, mi will eat up what left miself.  di old lady turn round and went inna di house, saying, Then Ill get a knife and fork for you, cause dem juss shout off  mi  electricity today."

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haaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaa

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what

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jah see and kno star

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Lmao.. old woman u see man

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lol

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lol

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oh, that means he wont be able to use te vaccuum cleaner, which leaves him with only 1 choice, which is to eat the manure as he promised

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mi sorry fi him

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rllol

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lmao thats funny

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lol...........hahhahahahhahhhahhaha

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lmao dat %$^a!!!

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lol hahhahaaaaaaaaaaaa

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hahahahahahahaha

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