A California Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the Guyanese driverthat, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won US$5,000 in the State safety competition.
"So, what are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I gwan get a driver licence," he answered with pride and jubilation.
"Oh, don't listen to he, na." yelled the Trinidadian woman in the passenger'sseat. "He always a smart ass when he drunk."
This commotion woke up the Barbadian guy in the back seat. He took one look at the cop and moaned, "Oh %&%*-****, I knew we ain' gon' get far in no teifin car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a Jamaican voice yelled out, "Hey! I man mek it k**** de barda yet?!"