gamepun wrote:

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U MAY SAY IM A PERV, BUT I HAVE DREAMS OF HAVING A ZONE DIVA
BLIND DATE BELIEVER, WAIT TILL I KETCH LIKKLE MISS QUIVA

FROM TIME TO TIME SEXY POCA TEK PUN FI A FAT JOKER
UNTIL I MEK HAR SIDDUNG PON MI FIGURES LIKE A STOCK BROKER

TO MI FAVORITE, HIGH CHESTED INTELLIGENT, MA INTRI
WITH A P.U.S.S.Y THATS EQUIVALENT TO A MASTERPIECE OF DA VINCHI

NAZ, MI A PREE YUH, MI WELL WANT A GIRL WEH GOT-LOCKS
GAZA GIRL DEH PON MI C.O.C.K.Y ALL NIGHT LIKE ZONE CHAT-BOX

BABY IS SO BUSY BODY SHE NEED TO SLOW DOWN LIKE BOBBY VALENTINO
SHE WONT BE ADDICTED TO GAMBLING, WHEN MI TEK HAR FROM CASINO

WHO DEH TOP A MI LIST, LETS SEE, MMM MISS PRETTYPLUSTAXXYY
A HOPE INNA DI FUTURE SHE STICK CLOSE TO ME LIKE OBJECTS WID EPOXXY

BETTER BELIVE THIS, WHEN MI GO TO NEVIS, FI WHO?  MS NIQUEE DAT
WHEN THE VICKY DROP, MI NAAH LICKY BACK, JUST ATTACK THE KITTY-KATT

YOU NEED PLEASURE WITH A CAPITAL P, NO MORE PAIN, MS SEE-DUC
UR LOVE IS MORE PRICELESS THAN A MASTERCARD, UR NOT A FREE F.U.C.K

WHOSE MORE GLAMOROUS? HAS TO BE MS RUE, IN THE NIGHT WHEN WE SKINNY-DIP
INSIDE U MY THINGY SLIP, NO MR NEUTRON, BUT WATCH MY LIKKLE JIMMY-DIP

DONT BE UPSET LADIES, I DONT WANT UNU GET IT TWISTED LIKE CORN ROW PLATS
TREAT THIS GIRL LIKE CABINET AND FULL HAR A CHINA, WEH SHE NAME? MS NATZ


MI WUDDA STRAP LEAH BUT SHE KEEP RUN WEH AND CHANGE HAR IP ADRESS LIKELY
DAPPA NUH WORRY YUH SELF, YAAH MI DOOPS, MI NAAH PREE YUH WIFIE

STEPPZ JUST A HITCH FI MI GI HAR MI ACCOUNT, MI WELL WAAH MEK HAR RICHER
ALL SHE HAFFI DO IS LOG ON PON ZONE AND UPLOAD A NICE PASSPORT SIZE PICTURE

IN TIMES LIKE THESE WHEN THE MAN DEM FROM CORNWALL, MIDDLESEX AND SURREY NYAM
MI HAFFI TEK A TRIP AND FLY WEH FI GET A HURRY JAM OFFA BAD ME INN SURINAM

FROM TIME TO TIME, I STILL HAVE THE COOTIES FOR THE LIKKLE NEWBIES
SO I STOP DREAMING, LADIES, READY OR NOT HERE I COME LIKE THE FUGEES

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