Husband:Oh, come on. Wife:Leave me alone! Husband:It won't take long. Wife:I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Husband:I can't sleep without it. Wife:Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Husband:Because I'm Hot. Wife:You get hot at the darnedest times. Husband:If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you. Wife:If you love me you'd be more considerate. Husband:You don't love me anymore. Wife:Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight. Husband: Please...come on Wife:Alright, I'll do it. Husband:What's the matter? Need a flashlight? Wife:I can't find it. Husband:Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it! Wife:There! Are you satisfied? Husband: Oh, yes. Wife:Is it up far enough? Husband: !Oh, that's good. Wife:Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.
Now, what were you expecting?
-- Edited by Dj Quiva on Tuesday 28th of July 2009 02:40:34 PM