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The woman started screaming "Oh my God, help me, there's a bee in my Vagina!"

The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the Situation.

The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation.

But I have a solution to the problem if you would permit.."

The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina.

The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina.

When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis, I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina"

The husband nodded and gave his approval.

The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it."

So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey,
inserted it into the young lady's vagina.

After a few strokes, the doctor said, "The bee hasn't scented the honey yet.

"Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." So the doctor went deeper and deeper.

After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed.

The young lady began to quiver with excitement.  She began to moan and groan aloud.

The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself; he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.

The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and Shouted,"Now wait a minute! What the hell do you think you're doing?"

The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"



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ahhhhhhhh........lol

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wowthen why the husband neva do it himself???beatdown

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lol bap bap bap lmao smart doctor dat

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rlA DOAN KNW A DOAN KNWrl

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The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it."

lmaoclaplmao

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Ha HA....

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lmao doctor bad

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Niquee wrote:

rlA DOAN KNW A DOAN KNWrl


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lol

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dat doctor deh nah ezi...



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as if u coulda do dat inna real life...


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lol me wan to cum a doctor wen i grow up

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grrgrrgrrgrrgrrgrr the husband deserve a beating

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