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A few jokes about the king of pop -micheal jackson a.k.a neverland duppy

TWo Thingg  Michael Jackson and a plastic bag as a common

they both are  white, plastic and dangerous to young children

.How did michael jackson  father  punish her shit him?
 by let thing shit him watch lifetime

How  did  the cops tell when  Michael Jackson had  company?
 There's  was  pure  big wheel parked outside his house

How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
When the big hand is on the little hand.

 How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
. From a catalogue

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
answer -He thought it was a delivery service

 
. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common?
. They both wear mask & played  with  boys under 13 year old   



What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A Michael Jackson slumber party


Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp ?
 Everyone would be afraid to lick it

why did the monkey leave micheal ?
becuz he was sick of him & the lil kids

who u thing name micheal  place neverland?
 the kids that was f**k before & twins of twins  

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What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael Jackson have in common?.
 Boy's underwear half off.



-- Edited by Selecta Illmatic on Sunday 5th of July 2009 11:01:04 AM

-- Edited by Selecta Illmatic on Sunday 5th of July 2009 11:44:04 AM

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