A Jamaican driving in his brand new BMW Z8 pulls over to
>> take a leak. A
>>  truck speeding down the street crashes into his door just
>> as he`s about
>>  to come out of his car, sending it flying off the hinges.
>> Enraged, he
>>  uses his cell phone to call 911. When the police arrives
>> he explains
>>  what happened: "Star, di man jus come lick off de door a
>> mi bimm er!! Mi car
>>  write off to ra$$!!" The police, after surveying the
>> scene shakes his
>>  head in amazement and says, "You Jamaicans are so
>> materialistic.
>>
>>  You`re so into the damage of your car door, that you
>> didn`t even realize that
>>  your hand is still attached to it!!" The guy, finally
>> realizing this,
>>  looks at his amputated hand and screams out, Bl@@dclaat!!
>> Mi rolex!!!