7)  A hubby said to his wife, ' I will take a photo of your breast and frame it.'  

The wife said to husband, 'I will take a photo of your
penis and enlarge it.'

8)  A girl at 15 is a SURPRISE.  At 25, she is the RIGHT PRICE.  At 35, a GRAND PRIZE.  At 45, aCONSOLATION PRIZE.  At 55, she is a DOOR PRIZE and at 65, a GIVAWAY PRIZE.

9)  What did Snow White complain about after having sex with the 7 dwarfs?
Snow White said, ' I would rather have 7 inches at 1 time.  Not 1 inch 7 times.'

10) The vagina is the world's best rehabilatation center.  Even the most violent and aggresive penis comes out humbled, head bowed and reduced in size.

11)  A loving husband had 'I Love You' tattoed on his dick.  When he got home, he showed it to his wife.  She said, 'There u go again trying to put words in my mouth.'

12)  Lady was trying on dress.  Husband: 'Your bum is as big as a BBQ pit!'  Later in bed, husband said, 'Want to do it?'  Wife: 'It's a waste lighting up a BBQ pit for a small sausage.'