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gregory44

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Date: 17:17 03/27 2009

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Jamaican and his donkey
>
> This man from the Jamaican country had lost his house and all his crops
> after a hurricane. He had nothing left but his donkey. After days of being
> miserable, and not being able to find a job, he took his donkey into the
> city and put up a sign that read 'Betting $10.00 that this donkey could
> answer any question yuh ask.'
>
> One man come up saying: 'No way that ass could tell me how much numbers in
> a phone number?' The owner said 'Tell him ass?' The donkey stomp on the
> ground seven times, the man paid and walked away shocked. Ah next man
> come up and say 'Tell me how much players make up a football side?' The
> donkey stomp the ground eleven times.' The man paid up. By now, news
> spread like wild fire and nuff people gather around to see this smart ass.
>
>
> This woman come out of the crowd, walk up to the owner and said 'You is ah
> fraud and ah bet $100.00 he cyan tell me meh age.' The donkey step back,
> leh go a loud fart and stomp he foot two times. The woman faint. After
> some smelling salts and water, she revive and point at de donkey and say,
> 'He know ah was farty-two'.

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