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Dj Blitz
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This is really FUNNY ( PPP JOKE)
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The bride tells her husband, ' Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?' 

With a SMILE on his face caringly touching her in places, he says 'OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner' . So what we do is PPP - Put the Prisoner in Prison . And the rule is that in prison the prisoner does not just lie down there, he really has to work.' 

And then they made heated passionate love for the first time. 
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, panting but smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, 'Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped.' 

Turning on his side, he smiles. 'Then we will have to re-imprison him.' After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, 'Honey, the prisoner is out again!' The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.She nudges him and says, 'Honey, the prisoner escaped again.' 
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, 'Hey, its not a life sentence , OKAY!!!

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lmaolmao dat woman want about 10 prisoner lmao

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lollol

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lmao

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Him weak still three round and him pop dung lc

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Dat Mad!!!
D man nah weak probably d girl cant satisfy!

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lol madddd post

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Bentley, British wrote:

lmaolmao dat woman want about 10 prisoner lmao


bout 100 u mean

 



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lmaolmao nice one, it bad

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lol mi rate dah one yah to the fullest

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lmao diss is 1 of di crazy'est joke on zone

-- Edited by Bentley, British on Sunday 29th of March 2009 12:02:47 AM

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3d lol mad post

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