This skettel gal jumped into a taxi to go downtown, then realizes she didn't have any money to pay for her ride once she reached her destination. So she got out of the taxi, walked over to the drivers window, lifted up her skirt, and said: "Mi no have no money, but mi can pay you wit dis instead". The taxi driver thought for a moment, then ask the girl: "Mek mi see dat again". She smiled, lifted her skirt again and asked: "So, do we have a deal?". The taxi driver looked at her and said, "...You nuh have nutten smaller?"
If u blame life u blame who give it suh dnt blame life blame the wayhow u live it, God neva sleep him wake him nuh mek mistake suh blame it on u frends and in u surroundings weh fake